JUDAS
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He/Him | 24 | Bi | Trans | I love my gf 💖
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Peenterest. It's Pinterest but for peens. @judasat.bsky.social @strompjpg.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Peenterest. It's Pinterest but for peens. @judasat.bsky.social @strompjpg.bsky.social
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I’m glad we have screens now. I’d hate to go back to reading the phone book while I drive
March 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m glad we have screens now. I’d hate to go back to reading the phone book while I drive
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please never let eminem near a gerbil
March 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
please never let eminem near a gerbil
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can i sit on ur lap while u get tortured
March 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
can i sit on ur lap while u get tortured
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Elon Musk is a dickhead.
February 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Elon Musk is a dickhead.
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non south africans, how would you deal with regular power cuts from your electricity provider? my method is to scream and gnaw on my COLD hair straightener
February 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
non south africans, how would you deal with regular power cuts from your electricity provider? my method is to scream and gnaw on my COLD hair straightener
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unclench your buttocks
March 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
unclench your buttocks
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this is the extent of my religious knowledge
AND ON THE THIRD DAY THE LORD SAID, "MIMOSA BRUNCH???"
March 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
this is the extent of my religious knowledge
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i'm lowjey feeling zoinked out my gootus rn. just absolutely plinked
March 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
i'm lowjey feeling zoinked out my gootus rn. just absolutely plinked
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if you take a joke seriously on social media, you die in real life
March 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
if you take a joke seriously on social media, you die in real life
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i scream, you scream, stop copying me
March 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i scream, you scream, stop copying me
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brb jerking off to videos of congressmen getting berated at their town halls
March 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
brb jerking off to videos of congressmen getting berated at their town halls
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I had to put all of my eggs in one basket because I couldn't afford more than one egg.
March 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I had to put all of my eggs in one basket because I couldn't afford more than one egg.
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dont sit down, you're gonna believe this
March 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
dont sit down, you're gonna believe this
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A new trending hobby should be small, homemade rockets to shoot down Starlink satellites.
March 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
A new trending hobby should be small, homemade rockets to shoot down Starlink satellites.
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So the grass is green and the girls are pretty but how are the taxes?
March 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
So the grass is green and the girls are pretty but how are the taxes?
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To: All Staff
Subject: "If you're cold, they're cold"
We're thinking about letting the interns eat lunch inside.
Subject: "If you're cold, they're cold"
We're thinking about letting the interns eat lunch inside.
March 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
To: All Staff
Subject: "If you're cold, they're cold"
We're thinking about letting the interns eat lunch inside.
Subject: "If you're cold, they're cold"
We're thinking about letting the interns eat lunch inside.
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[first day as a landscaper]
BOSS: no i mean the other kind of edging
BOSS: no i mean the other kind of edging
March 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
[first day as a landscaper]
BOSS: no i mean the other kind of edging
BOSS: no i mean the other kind of edging
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sorry about the posts i was bought by a private equity firm
March 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
sorry about the posts i was bought by a private equity firm
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Sitting is the new smoking. Lying face down is the new drinking.
March 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Sitting is the new smoking. Lying face down is the new drinking.
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It's 8 am do you know where your poosay is
March 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It's 8 am do you know where your poosay is
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do u wanna swap urethrae
March 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
do u wanna swap urethrae
Good mythical morning today we are taste testing cigarettes @strompjpg.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Good mythical morning today we are taste testing cigarettes @strompjpg.bsky.social