Lapis.liya
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✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
Hold the bastards accountable.
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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Hot Kraft singles in your grilled cheese.
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hot Kraft singles in your grilled cheese.
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imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
You can't tell me these aren't dragons.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You can't tell me these aren't dragons.
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We are all Kennedy's canyon now and there is no escape
a view of a city from a balcony with columns
ALT: a view of a city from a balcony with columns
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
We are all Kennedy's canyon now and there is no escape
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you don't know her, she goes to another cave
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
you don't know her, she goes to another cave
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invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
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we need an ozempic that makes you feel well-rested
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
we need an ozempic that makes you feel well-rested
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Guests who visit us during December can get 15% off their stay if they agree to take part in our live Nativity.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Guests who visit us during December can get 15% off their stay if they agree to take part in our live Nativity.
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Always wear head to toe green just in case the whole world is a green screen. No one can say you were there. No video proof.
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Always wear head to toe green just in case the whole world is a green screen. No one can say you were there. No video proof.
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I am planting radishes this winter with this explicit goal.
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I am planting radishes this winter with this explicit goal.
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For the record, I am willing to lend the space laser to Marjorie Taylor Greene should that be helpful.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
For the record, I am willing to lend the space laser to Marjorie Taylor Greene should that be helpful.
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Make our own urban legend together and chill.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Make our own urban legend together and chill.
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Makes perfect sense to me.
interestingengineering.com/future-of-sp...
interestingengineering.com/future-of-sp...
New Euclid data shows the universe is dimming and dying
By analyzing over 2 million galaxies, a team of scientists charted how the cosmos will only "get colder and deader".
interestingengineering.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Makes perfect sense to me.
interestingengineering.com/future-of-sp...
interestingengineering.com/future-of-sp...
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I mean this is a valid point
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I mean this is a valid point
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He doesn't know how to use things that are old enough to have a period.
why could Epstein not type a sentence to save his life
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He doesn't know how to use things that are old enough to have a period.
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Will the Pokémon cards be relevant to the title? Who knows!
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Will the Pokémon cards be relevant to the title? Who knows!
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cancel culture came for penny
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
Back in 1793, a penny could get you a biscuit, a candle or a piece of candy. These days, many sit in drawers or glass jars and are basically cast aside or collected as lucky keepsakes.
www.1011now.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
cancel culture came for penny