Pepper Wench
@lolligag.bsky.social
A Hoosier 🌽 doing her best.
Love beeswax candles, corn, and beeswax candles shaped like corn.
Love beeswax candles, corn, and beeswax candles shaped like corn.
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gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
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Tomorrow's Onion headline: Onion Bends Knee
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tomorrow's Onion headline: Onion Bends Knee
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*Blows cigarette smoke right in the face of people who just woke up to the news*
"We already did all the jokes"
"We already did all the jokes"
April 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
*Blows cigarette smoke right in the face of people who just woke up to the news*
"We already did all the jokes"
"We already did all the jokes"
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Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!
April 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!
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Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
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RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
April 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?
April 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?
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It's so bad that Jay Leno just had to touch the Tonight Show money.
April 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's so bad that Jay Leno just had to touch the Tonight Show money.
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Gaining 50 pounds of muscle and calling myself a "Dire Woman"
April 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Gaining 50 pounds of muscle and calling myself a "Dire Woman"
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Feels like the years I’ve spent in my garage working on the Ditnento Switch 3 is about. To pay. OFF.
April 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Feels like the years I’ve spent in my garage working on the Ditnento Switch 3 is about. To pay. OFF.
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I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips
April 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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Wearing a barrel with suspender straps with a handkerchief on a stick carrying my only belongings over my shoulder to own the libs
April 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wearing a barrel with suspender straps with a handkerchief on a stick carrying my only belongings over my shoulder to own the libs
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Television shows that had total fewer hours than Bookers current time on the floor:
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
April 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Television shows that had total fewer hours than Bookers current time on the floor:
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
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no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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If he doesn’t ask you to be his April Fool, dump his ass
March 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If he doesn’t ask you to be his April Fool, dump his ass
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I woke Papi up from his long nap to answer a letter from a concerned reader who says they feel scared and small in the wake of everything these days johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/what-am-i-...
What Am I Supposed to Do?
On feeling small in turbulent times
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
March 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I woke Papi up from his long nap to answer a letter from a concerned reader who says they feel scared and small in the wake of everything these days johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/what-am-i-...
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The 2nd edition of “Vatnik Soup — The Ultimate Guide to Russian Disinformation” is officially out!
You can order your copy here:
www.kleart.eu/webshop/p/va...
You can order your copy here:
www.kleart.eu/webshop/p/va...
Vatnik Soup — Kle•art
Do your friends believe Ukraine is full of neo-Nazis and secret biolabs? Do you feel overwhelmed by propaganda and lies every time you go online? Does your mom think Tucker Carlson sounds reasonable? ...
www.kleart.eu
March 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The 2nd edition of “Vatnik Soup — The Ultimate Guide to Russian Disinformation” is officially out!
You can order your copy here:
www.kleart.eu/webshop/p/va...
You can order your copy here:
www.kleart.eu/webshop/p/va...
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The Indianapolis News, Indiana, February 9, 1906
March 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Indianapolis News, Indiana, February 9, 1906
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Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
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It may feel weird or somehow improper to talk about your art or your writing, but we need it. It can’t be wall-to-wall nightmare all the time. Art is both counterweight and context. It’s escape and enlightenment and a mirror of our own exasperation. We need it. We NEED it. Keep showing us.
February 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It may feel weird or somehow improper to talk about your art or your writing, but we need it. It can’t be wall-to-wall nightmare all the time. Art is both counterweight and context. It’s escape and enlightenment and a mirror of our own exasperation. We need it. We NEED it. Keep showing us.
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you are telling me a shrimp has prepared, and by prepared i mean fried, this rice that we are being served right now
February 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
you are telling me a shrimp has prepared, and by prepared i mean fried, this rice that we are being served right now
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[putting flowers on a grave] I know you were allergic to these you piece of shit
January 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
[putting flowers on a grave] I know you were allergic to these you piece of shit
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Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better
January 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better