Kirsty
@mrsskitz.bsky.social
Mostly lurking, will update this properly at some point. Probably.
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
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I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
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The actor Timothy Chaletmaid took his stagename from his love for unfulfilled 1980s uk sitcom characters.
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The actor Timothy Chaletmaid took his stagename from his love for unfulfilled 1980s uk sitcom characters.
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Boxes of Roses and Whiskas for kittens,
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Boxes of Roses and Whiskas for kittens,
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things
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I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”
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Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
September 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
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Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Where’s me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Where’s me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Where’s me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Where’s me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
Where's me jumper
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A brief moment of celebration for this, my favourite online dog video www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJl...
Magic Word Wakes Doggie from Deep Sleep || ViralHog
YouTube video by ViralHog
www.youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
A brief moment of celebration for this, my favourite online dog video www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJl...
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Pretend you're a kangaroo by sticking a photo of your child out of the top of your trousers.
July 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Pretend you're a kangaroo by sticking a photo of your child out of the top of your trousers.
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I once tweeted that Cilla Black had a voice like two skinheads kicking a banjo up the A19.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
July 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I once tweeted that Cilla Black had a voice like two skinheads kicking a banjo up the A19.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
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Of course we all love the Amish Bill Grundy interview, but it’s worth watching it alongside the original to see how impeccably it’s performed and produced.
youtu.be/vObRvdvHh5E?...
youtu.be/vObRvdvHh5E?...
Kevin Eldon's Amish Sex Pistols side by side with Bill Grundy original
YouTube video by cubelog
youtu.be
July 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Of course we all love the Amish Bill Grundy interview, but it’s worth watching it alongside the original to see how impeccably it’s performed and produced.
youtu.be/vObRvdvHh5E?...
youtu.be/vObRvdvHh5E?...
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About as innocent as Tubbs shouting "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!!" in The League Of Gentlemen.
July 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
About as innocent as Tubbs shouting "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!!" in The League Of Gentlemen.
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These are my favourite bits of #liveaid. In 2025 the BBC host Glastonbury from a boutique backstage glade with fairy lights and an acoustic stage. In 1985 they hosted the biggest music event in the world from my dad's patio, just behind the rhubarb. Crushed Skol cans and Swingball just out of shot.
July 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
These are my favourite bits of #liveaid. In 2025 the BBC host Glastonbury from a boutique backstage glade with fairy lights and an acoustic stage. In 1985 they hosted the biggest music event in the world from my dad's patio, just behind the rhubarb. Crushed Skol cans and Swingball just out of shot.
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Reminder that if you're in the UK and have a burner phone for safety reasons make sure that it is *turned off* on Sunday 7th September during the emergency alert test. This is because it will override your sound settings and play an alarm even if your device is set to silent.
UK emergency alert to be tested on mobile phones for second time in September
A test message will be sent to smartphones on 7 September, after a previous test revealed technical issues.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reminder that if you're in the UK and have a burner phone for safety reasons make sure that it is *turned off* on Sunday 7th September during the emergency alert test. This is because it will override your sound settings and play an alarm even if your device is set to silent.
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In case you missed it, here’s the footage from today’s vote in Congress on Trump’s tax bill.
July 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
In case you missed it, here’s the footage from today’s vote in Congress on Trump’s tax bill.
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Me, looking at the press release for Ghosts Germany: I can see that they had to be careful in choosing the historical periods for the ghost regulars, but I wonder if they’ll touch on it?
Ghosts Germany:
Ghosts Germany:
July 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Me, looking at the press release for Ghosts Germany: I can see that they had to be careful in choosing the historical periods for the ghost regulars, but I wonder if they’ll touch on it?
Ghosts Germany:
Ghosts Germany:
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[FIVE YEARS AGO]
ME: I'm writing a dystopian satire in which fascism has destroyed democracy and an American president who's a Russian asset is opening a concentration camp patrolled by alligators.
PUBLISHER: Ha ha, that's wild, but you'll need to dial it down a bit to make it more credible.
ME: I'm writing a dystopian satire in which fascism has destroyed democracy and an American president who's a Russian asset is opening a concentration camp patrolled by alligators.
PUBLISHER: Ha ha, that's wild, but you'll need to dial it down a bit to make it more credible.
July 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
[FIVE YEARS AGO]
ME: I'm writing a dystopian satire in which fascism has destroyed democracy and an American president who's a Russian asset is opening a concentration camp patrolled by alligators.
PUBLISHER: Ha ha, that's wild, but you'll need to dial it down a bit to make it more credible.
ME: I'm writing a dystopian satire in which fascism has destroyed democracy and an American president who's a Russian asset is opening a concentration camp patrolled by alligators.
PUBLISHER: Ha ha, that's wild, but you'll need to dial it down a bit to make it more credible.
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Frightened myself reading a book about Ted Bundy yesterday so when I walked back to the room at night I thought (drunkenly) “what’s the most off putting thing I can do to ward off any nearby murderers” so I started making farting noises with my mouth. Did it work? Well I’m still alive so who can say
June 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Frightened myself reading a book about Ted Bundy yesterday so when I walked back to the room at night I thought (drunkenly) “what’s the most off putting thing I can do to ward off any nearby murderers” so I started making farting noises with my mouth. Did it work? Well I’m still alive so who can say
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me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying
November 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying
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Ever wondered what a trumpet would sound like in jelly?
Well, am I about to answer your question...
Well, am I about to answer your question...
June 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ever wondered what a trumpet would sound like in jelly?
Well, am I about to answer your question...
Well, am I about to answer your question...
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This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
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You will never guess what the second photo in this listing is of (or why).
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 10 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
10 bedroom detached house for sale in St. Martin, Looe, PL13 for £1,250,000. Marketed by Scott Parry Associates, Cornwall
www.rightmove.co.uk
June 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
You will never guess what the second photo in this listing is of (or why).
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...