Futon man
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Well at least the Hell is never stale.
Fresh daily.
Fresh daily.
January 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Well at least the Hell is never stale.
Fresh daily.
Fresh daily.
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People that are overly nice. What do you want from us?! That's the problem its creepy.
April 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
People that are overly nice. What do you want from us?! That's the problem its creepy.
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“Is there really no such thing as a stupid question?” he asked idiotically.
April 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“Is there really no such thing as a stupid question?” he asked idiotically.
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I really have to wonder where the people in my head get half of the stupid things they say.
April 27, 2024 at 12:37 PM
I really have to wonder where the people in my head get half of the stupid things they say.
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I don't like your attitude, people with good attitudes.
April 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I don't like your attitude, people with good attitudes.
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My love language is Latin because it’s dead.
June 18, 2024 at 8:49 PM
My love language is Latin because it’s dead.
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Drink. Drank. Drunk.
April 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Drink. Drank. Drunk.
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If you ever had to dig through the trash to read cooking instructions on a package, I want to be friends
April 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If you ever had to dig through the trash to read cooking instructions on a package, I want to be friends
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we had fun tho didn’t we
April 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
we had fun tho didn’t we
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It's more of a scream for sanity than a cry for help.
April 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It's more of a scream for sanity than a cry for help.
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theres a 69% tariff on my sensuality
April 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
theres a 69% tariff on my sensuality
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choke me I'm bored
April 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
choke me I'm bored
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sleepy in a way that matters
April 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
sleepy in a way that matters
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“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
April 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
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I remember when I was a little kid, “fuck” was the worst thing you could say. Now it’s the most sensible response to everything.
April 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I remember when I was a little kid, “fuck” was the worst thing you could say. Now it’s the most sensible response to everything.
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, please just let me out the trunk of your car
April 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If you can’t handle me at my worst, please just let me out the trunk of your car
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u ever take a 5 min nap and dream up a whole lifetime
April 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
u ever take a 5 min nap and dream up a whole lifetime
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hello i’m here to socialize from the comfort of my bed
April 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
hello i’m here to socialize from the comfort of my bed
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Public displays of pulling a push door.
April 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Public displays of pulling a push door.
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And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”