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BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...
January 11, 2026 at 11:54 AM
BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...
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Happy birthday to us! Greeneville Zoo began 93 years ago today, after our founder Gavin's fourth failed attempt to chase a badger out of his dining room.
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Happy birthday to us! Greeneville Zoo began 93 years ago today, after our founder Gavin's fourth failed attempt to chase a badger out of his dining room.
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I'd describe myself as the Brett Favre of comedy: gunslinger, let the jokes fly, the occasional interception, have stolen millions of dollars in funds from the state of Mississippi intended for poor people
January 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'd describe myself as the Brett Favre of comedy: gunslinger, let the jokes fly, the occasional interception, have stolen millions of dollars in funds from the state of Mississippi intended for poor people
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10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
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These teams declining bowls are really bitches for not letting their seniors actually know their last games. I can’t imagine kids on ND that won’t play in NFL being like ok so just done then?
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
These teams declining bowls are really bitches for not letting their seniors actually know their last games. I can’t imagine kids on ND that won’t play in NFL being like ok so just done then?
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The Flaming Lips - "Fight Test" (2002)
May 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Flaming Lips - "Fight Test" (2002)
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"And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."
Article I, Section 9, Clause 8
Article I, Section 9, Clause 8
May 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."
Article I, Section 9, Clause 8
Article I, Section 9, Clause 8
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And this is why countries are dumping their U.S. treasuries and dollars.
April 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
And this is why countries are dumping their U.S. treasuries and dollars.
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Trump may have overpromised, but boy did he underdeliver
March 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Trump may have overpromised, but boy did he underdeliver
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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BREAKING: Due to this administration’s signature lack of attention to detail, a typo error has sent 2500 Maureens to Guantanamo.
February 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
BREAKING: Due to this administration’s signature lack of attention to detail, a typo error has sent 2500 Maureens to Guantanamo.
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Saw someone spell the car like "cattleack" today. Not sure how much more I can take
December 21, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Saw someone spell the car like "cattleack" today. Not sure how much more I can take
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If Canada geese could talk it would be strictly swearing and bumming smokes
December 11, 2024 at 1:26 PM
If Canada geese could talk it would be strictly swearing and bumming smokes
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ME: I thought Tom Jones was a dead English singer, but he’s alive and Welsh.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
December 1, 2024 at 11:43 PM
ME: I thought Tom Jones was a dead English singer, but he’s alive and Welsh.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
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A reminder that we had a whole ass revolution to get rid of a king who thought he had unlimited power over us. Let’s not just give an idiot that power now.
November 25, 2024 at 2:31 PM
A reminder that we had a whole ass revolution to get rid of a king who thought he had unlimited power over us. Let’s not just give an idiot that power now.
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The legends tell of a third Duran...
December 15, 2023 at 9:04 PM
The legends tell of a third Duran...
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magician’s assistant relaxes after the show
November 22, 2024 at 1:53 PM
magician’s assistant relaxes after the show
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when your Amazon order arrives and you think to yourself “this is some real bullshit right here”
November 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
when your Amazon order arrives and you think to yourself “this is some real bullshit right here”
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Yes, charity. But do you know what else begins at home, Brenda? Arson.
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Yes, charity. But do you know what else begins at home, Brenda? Arson.
Wonder who Trump will pick for Plastic Surgeon General?
November 24, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Wonder who Trump will pick for Plastic Surgeon General?
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Remember when you could remember?
November 23, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Remember when you could remember?
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guys I don’t think the people who run the world are very good
July 26, 2023 at 11:59 AM
guys I don’t think the people who run the world are very good
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“It’s fine with me if Mom says ok”
- the original two-step verification
- the original two-step verification
November 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“It’s fine with me if Mom says ok”
- the original two-step verification
- the original two-step verification