SpookySeasonings
@ohffsineedaname.bsky.social
Screaming, crying, throwing up is all I have pencilled in for the day. She/her. Jackass of all trades
Pinned
I was under the assumption that's the plot of Hot Frosty
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I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better
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If you've not bought a book from me today, don't worry.
You can do it tomorrow.
I've sold 7 books today, so seven of you are now relieved of your duties.
The rest of you, I'm ready for a torrent of book requests.
I am a single human person, but I reckon I can cope with 12,500 orders.
Ta.
You can do it tomorrow.
I've sold 7 books today, so seven of you are now relieved of your duties.
The rest of you, I'm ready for a torrent of book requests.
I am a single human person, but I reckon I can cope with 12,500 orders.
Ta.
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If you've not bought a book from me today, don't worry.
You can do it tomorrow.
I've sold 7 books today, so seven of you are now relieved of your duties.
The rest of you, I'm ready for a torrent of book requests.
I am a single human person, but I reckon I can cope with 12,500 orders.
Ta.
You can do it tomorrow.
I've sold 7 books today, so seven of you are now relieved of your duties.
The rest of you, I'm ready for a torrent of book requests.
I am a single human person, but I reckon I can cope with 12,500 orders.
Ta.
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
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1 transgender shooter
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"
47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"
47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
September 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
1 transgender shooter
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"
47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"
47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
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Every time some mean spirited conservative dies they’re like, "Please show some respect for this piece of shit who hated you"
September 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Every time some mean spirited conservative dies they’re like, "Please show some respect for this piece of shit who hated you"
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Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
www.theatlantic.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
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pam bondi as porta potties: thread
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
pam bondi as porta potties: thread
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
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The only thing quieter than President Trump’s birthday military parade is Elon Musk’s phone on Father’s Day.
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The only thing quieter than President Trump’s birthday military parade is Elon Musk’s phone on Father’s Day.
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Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.
May 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.
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It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you
April 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you
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The safer you are in an environment of rising authoritarianism, the more obligation you have to make some noise on behalf of the people who are more vulnerable than you. Indeed, this is the only way you might avoid having the leopards eat your face.
March 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The safer you are in an environment of rising authoritarianism, the more obligation you have to make some noise on behalf of the people who are more vulnerable than you. Indeed, this is the only way you might avoid having the leopards eat your face.
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This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility
We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests
This is "We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests" by MediaTank on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
vimeo.com
February 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility
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"I’m going to call this the Dipshit Paradox: Good faith requires assumption of good intent—yet some arguments are so untethered from reality that assuming good intent means assuming unawareness, while assuming awareness means assuming insincerity and bad intent." www.the-reframe.com/the-dipshit-...
The Dipshit Paradox
Profoundly ignorant? Deliberately malicious and lying? Does it matter? The demand to engage in good faith with supremacists in a musky age.
www.the-reframe.com
January 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"I’m going to call this the Dipshit Paradox: Good faith requires assumption of good intent—yet some arguments are so untethered from reality that assuming good intent means assuming unawareness, while assuming awareness means assuming insincerity and bad intent." www.the-reframe.com/the-dipshit-...
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It’s amazing that anyone does anything. We are all so brave and cute
January 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s amazing that anyone does anything. We are all so brave and cute
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BRAIN: Be afraid of things
ME: Yeah, we live in terrifying times
BRAIN: No, like random harmless things
ME: Haha ok cool
ME: Yeah, we live in terrifying times
BRAIN: No, like random harmless things
ME: Haha ok cool
January 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
BRAIN: Be afraid of things
ME: Yeah, we live in terrifying times
BRAIN: No, like random harmless things
ME: Haha ok cool
ME: Yeah, we live in terrifying times
BRAIN: No, like random harmless things
ME: Haha ok cool
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Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar
January 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar
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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
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Bro, do you even rend your garments in despair when your plight becomes grievous
January 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Bro, do you even rend your garments in despair when your plight becomes grievous
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Mary Poppins, a beautiful story where a nanny and some parkouring chimney sweeps teach children, through the medium of witchcraft, about CLASS WAR.
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Mary Poppins, a beautiful story where a nanny and some parkouring chimney sweeps teach children, through the medium of witchcraft, about CLASS WAR.
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Redbox, but instead it’s called Radbox and you can rent various jean jackets
December 28, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Redbox, but instead it’s called Radbox and you can rent various jean jackets
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Getting super pumped to forget a fuckload of old acquaintances in a few days
December 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Getting super pumped to forget a fuckload of old acquaintances in a few days