it's me! shel michael!
@ohwhoadude.bsky.social
idk man my name's shel and i'm a tired 🚬 who likes movies and wrasslin a little too much perhaps (he/him, 34, 🔞) https://boxd.it/1BEPR
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
I would like to bet a dollar that this is because the ultra-sophisticated DOGE AI flagged some phrase like "a diversity of offerings at the salad bar" in a budget.
A remote Army base in Alaska that has a key role in intercepting incoming ICBMs in the event of nuclear war says it is struggling to keep its dining facilities operating following an exodus of staff under the DOGE budget-slashing campaign led by billionaire Elon Musk.
Fort Greely struggles to feed soldiers due to impact of cuts initiated by DOGE
The home to the 49th Missile Defense Battalion faces “a critical disruption in food service” resulting from “a loss of essential civilian positions.”
www.stripes.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I would like to bet a dollar that this is because the ultra-sophisticated DOGE AI flagged some phrase like "a diversity of offerings at the salad bar" in a budget.
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
if you can’t fathom going to the movies alone I know you’ve also got the worst fucking theater etiquette. stop fucking whispering we can all hear you
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
if you can’t fathom going to the movies alone I know you’ve also got the worst fucking theater etiquette. stop fucking whispering we can all hear you
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
Look I try not to just constantly post about stupid WWE shit but come ON, man
It's even an Aussie wrestler and a Japanese one!! You're just poorly copying the homework!
It's even an Aussie wrestler and a Japanese one!! You're just poorly copying the homework!
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Look I try not to just constantly post about stupid WWE shit but come ON, man
It's even an Aussie wrestler and a Japanese one!! You're just poorly copying the homework!
It's even an Aussie wrestler and a Japanese one!! You're just poorly copying the homework!
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
sub-100 and would like to be able to get groceries enough for a week when i go out - mobility's been horrible, joints been eating shit etc
heya! i'm lottie L / silver VK / frog k, internet trans person, author, poet, etc. i'm broke as hell and disabled, it's a slow season and *gestures wildly* has made it worse.
please help me eat and pay bills
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thankz <3
please help me eat and pay bills
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thankz <3
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
sub-100 and would like to be able to get groceries enough for a week when i go out - mobility's been horrible, joints been eating shit etc
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
My baby's first word was "abracadabra" and then it vanished into thin air. I miss my child and the ensuing investigation was a bit of a hassle but god damn what a trick.
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My baby's first word was "abracadabra" and then it vanished into thin air. I miss my child and the ensuing investigation was a bit of a hassle but god damn what a trick.
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
"I am TIRED of the disrespect around here!"
Mercedes Moné had a fiery response to Willow Nightingale, Kris Statlander + @Harley Cameron's actions on #AEWDynamite! Here's an extended look.
Mercedes Moné had a fiery response to Willow Nightingale, Kris Statlander + @Harley Cameron's actions on #AEWDynamite! Here's an extended look.
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"I am TIRED of the disrespect around here!"
Mercedes Moné had a fiery response to Willow Nightingale, Kris Statlander + @Harley Cameron's actions on #AEWDynamite! Here's an extended look.
Mercedes Moné had a fiery response to Willow Nightingale, Kris Statlander + @Harley Cameron's actions on #AEWDynamite! Here's an extended look.
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
to this day, he has not checked out
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
to this day, he has not checked out
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
Great reminder for all signal users! Reposting graphic here with alt text :)
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Great reminder for all signal users! Reposting graphic here with alt text :)
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
I know it's overwhelming. You don't have to save the world. Just help people. I can't stress that enough. Take care of friends, community, and yourself. Be confident, approachable, and calm. We will win, no matter how long it takes, and you are better and more important than the bad guys.
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I know it's overwhelming. You don't have to save the world. Just help people. I can't stress that enough. Take care of friends, community, and yourself. Be confident, approachable, and calm. We will win, no matter how long it takes, and you are better and more important than the bad guys.
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
"Check out my new controller, Fred!"
"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"
"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"Check out my new controller, Fred!"
"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"
"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
Somali aunties were giving out samosas to the anti ICE protesters in Minneapolis.
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Somali aunties were giving out samosas to the anti ICE protesters in Minneapolis.
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
Hey Minnesota: DON’T TAKE THE BAIT! of believing that any local politician gives a shit about you if the only action they *ever* take is to lecture, arrest, and assault people protesting the murderers running wild in their communities.
If you sit on any major street in the Twin Cities, within 5 minutes you'll see black SUVs racing around, doubling the speed limit. Passing on narrow two lane roads. It's absolutely insane right now.
i’m at plymouth church for their sunday forum with edwin of the immigrant defense network speaking now. there are samosas in the lobby
edwin says we have about 3k ICE agents here and more coming. largest deployment of ICE agents in the country’s history
edwin says we have about 3k ICE agents here and more coming. largest deployment of ICE agents in the country’s history
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Hey Minnesota: DON’T TAKE THE BAIT! of believing that any local politician gives a shit about you if the only action they *ever* take is to lecture, arrest, and assault people protesting the murderers running wild in their communities.
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
Okay please believe me when I say that The People’s Joker is a significant exploration of the ways you can use film to tell stories and if it’s gonna be on Tubi you have no excuse not to watch it.
After a contentions debut at the 2022 Toronto Film Festival, The People's Joker is about to reach its widest audience yet.
The Joker movie DC didn't want you to see will start streaming for free this month
After a contentions debut at the 2022 Toronto Film Festival, The People's Joker is about to reach its widest audience yet.
www.polygon.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Okay please believe me when I say that The People’s Joker is a significant exploration of the ways you can use film to tell stories and if it’s gonna be on Tubi you have no excuse not to watch it.
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
liberals are impossible to satirize
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
liberals are impossible to satirize
Reposted by it's me! shel michael!
