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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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Risencrantz and Grindenstern Get Bread
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Risencrantz and Grindenstern Get Bread
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it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us
baby coffin, never used :)
July 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
baby coffin, never used :)
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"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home"
The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
July 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home"
The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
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Growing up is realizing that all the atrocities you learned about in history where “at the time, nobody knew better” certainly included tons of people who did, in fact, know better, but were silenced, ignored, and forgotten.
July 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Growing up is realizing that all the atrocities you learned about in history where “at the time, nobody knew better” certainly included tons of people who did, in fact, know better, but were silenced, ignored, and forgotten.
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We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it
Meta announces Oakley smart glasses
Meta announces Oakley smart glasses
The limited-edition gold pair costs $499 and shoots 3K video.
buff.ly
June 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it
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Leftists have been actively and accurately predicting this for at least the last twenty years, and all the people saying "how did this happen?" spent those twenty years demonizing us for it. And the point isn't to be bitter or anything, just a suggestion that people re-examine a few preconceptions.
June 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Leftists have been actively and accurately predicting this for at least the last twenty years, and all the people saying "how did this happen?" spent those twenty years demonizing us for it. And the point isn't to be bitter or anything, just a suggestion that people re-examine a few preconceptions.
earth to flesh, flesh to wood
May 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
earth to flesh, flesh to wood
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What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
May 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
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conservatism basically seems to be the idea that the chosen few shouldn’t ever have to feel uncomfortable. a smooth-brained politics that desires nothing less than a frictionless existence of homogeneity
April 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
conservatism basically seems to be the idea that the chosen few shouldn’t ever have to feel uncomfortable. a smooth-brained politics that desires nothing less than a frictionless existence of homogeneity
what an incredibly strange and awkward time to wake up with the knowledge that i would rather die than go another day without living my entire life to its fullest
March 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
what an incredibly strange and awkward time to wake up with the knowledge that i would rather die than go another day without living my entire life to its fullest
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look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust
February 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust
Why did anyone give any Conservative any consideration, THEY ARE ALL OBVIOUS FASCISTS. Good conservatives rethink their life choices and move AWAY from hate. The rest are unfit for life in modern society.
Fuck them, fuck christianity, and fuck capitalism.
Fuck them, fuck christianity, and fuck capitalism.
February 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Why did anyone give any Conservative any consideration, THEY ARE ALL OBVIOUS FASCISTS. Good conservatives rethink their life choices and move AWAY from hate. The rest are unfit for life in modern society.
Fuck them, fuck christianity, and fuck capitalism.
Fuck them, fuck christianity, and fuck capitalism.
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i want what they have (the inability to feel dumb even though they are)
February 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i want what they have (the inability to feel dumb even though they are)
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
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like 100 times today somebody has been like "oh yeah? well without chatgpt how am i supposed to do THIS?" and the thing is just their literal job that they are doing extremely poorly
January 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
like 100 times today somebody has been like "oh yeah? well without chatgpt how am i supposed to do THIS?" and the thing is just their literal job that they are doing extremely poorly
How am I SO absolutely excited about Mardi Gras this year, yet so full of
dread for everyday, I am the whole bus window meme.
dread for everyday, I am the whole bus window meme.
January 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
How am I SO absolutely excited about Mardi Gras this year, yet so full of
dread for everyday, I am the whole bus window meme.
dread for everyday, I am the whole bus window meme.
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For the love of God, if I see one more ',grow your own food' hot take.
Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies.
Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies.
Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
January 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
For the love of God, if I see one more ',grow your own food' hot take.
Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies.
Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies.
Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
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I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
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how about happy COOL year
January 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
how about happy COOL year