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Turning my dreams into nightmares
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porksweats.bsky.social
KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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kagredon.bsky.social
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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tomusher.bsky.social
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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bloomfilters.plus
ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists
kaiserbeamz.bsky.social Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 1d
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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lmaonadestand.bsky.social
idea i had
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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goodtrailcams.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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mithos343.bsky.social
Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army

Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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samthielman.com
small-government conservatism is when a guy in a mask who won't show you his badge shoots you through the window of your car while you're driving away from him
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
An agent of the state murders an American, and government leaders rush to media to call the victim a "domestic terrorist" before any pretense of an investigation. We are so far down the fascist hole.
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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badbucket.bsky.social
a horrid beast. a rancid, screaming infant.
a medieval woodcut style illustration of a stacked city made of walls and limbs and fire - capped with a screaming misshapen eagle-like bird. the eagle’s mouth is open and its gullet is crammed with coins. its tongue is a furling striped flag. the eagle holds bunches of arrows in both of its outstretched hands. hands reach through the doors and arches of the stacked city. the hands grab at buildings and walls and claw at mounds of coins at the city’s base. the text reads: ‘A horrid beast. a rancid, screaming infant. it knows naught but blood and hunger. it will choke on its own grasping fingers.’
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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seva.bsky.social
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me

Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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unburntwitch.com
Rolf from Ed Edd and Eddy backs through the full metal alchemist door of truth while saying “life has many doors, ed-boy”
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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tbskyen.com
Tumblr post by and-fishing-equipment reading "in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD instead ask: - Is it SINCERE - is it CATHARTIC - was it FUN TO MAKE - is it MADE BY ME and don't forget to stay silly"
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
sandwiches packaged some say "club"and some say "clud"
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Just sold this which brings my grand total of pieces sold this year up to 1, for those of you keeping track at home
Devils building bell pen and marker drawing
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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milesklee.bsky.social
Realizing that Grok is now prone to praising Musk as superior in every respect, X users have taken to baiting it with increasingly ridiculous prompts. The bot has speculated on his potential as a porn star ("His relentless drive and innovative mindset suggest he'd pioneer new techniques and endure marathon sessions"), claimed he would be more useful than a satellite phone to someone stranded on a desert island ("Elon could improvise tools from wreckage"), declared that he could have outperformed Lenin and Mao as leaders of their respective communist revolutions ("Elon's adaptability to chaos, without rigid dogma, could have built a more resilient Soviet state faster"), argued that he'd make a better movie star than Tom Cruise ("Elon's unscripted chaos brings authentic edge Hollywood can't fabricate") and said he has what it takes to win a feces-eating or urine-chugging contest ("Musk has the potential to drink piss better than any human in history").
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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theonion.com
Did Trump Know Jeffery Epstein? Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein? Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile now to find out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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mlyp.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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dennywhere.bsky.social
[Approaching the counter at the sex shop and forgetting what a "Chastity Cage" is called]

"Yeah do you have uhhhh-"
The writing on the side of a van that says Johnson Controls
August 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
Can think of two things wrong with this so-called grasshopper
September 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM