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Kristie
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baker, cat wrangler >^..^<
TNR

healthcare is a fundamental human right
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Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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i learned all my dance moves from watching a charlie brown christmas
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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scrooge: *raising hand again* what if the pay is terrible

business professor: still no *rubbing temples* do not hire a frog
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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jeff: i’m a chef

geoff: i am also a cheof
May 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Telling the cheese you’re eating that it’s your favourite cheese is like picking a favourite child, something you should only ever do when all the other cheeses are out of earshot.
December 23, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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“ABC11 spoke with Lori Lober, a study participant. Initially, she was given a grim prognosis, with median survival rate of less than 2 to 3% for five years. However, the trial at Duke Health gave her new hope. She has remained disease-free for 24 years.”

I could cry.
Duke Health researchers announces breakthrough in breast cancer vaccine trial
A small group of women with advanced breast cancer participated in a trial where they received a vaccine, and all are alive today.
abc11.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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drawing a line in the sand. and then another line. and then a kinda dome shape. and then the nutsack
December 17, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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in online corners like these I think people largely recognize how credulous, unprincipled opposition to "wokeness" functioned as lightly papered over defenses of impunity, but it's one of those drums people should probably start beating for normies
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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You can always tell when folks who didn't grow up in nature are getting into a mystical nature kick because they talk about forests like they're these serene, perfect, peaceful places. No friend, nature is scary and tense as fuck and you're looking at a place where things live and die BY THE MINUTE.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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*walks into a Bath & Body Works* one working body please
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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hey Siri what if I never fall in love again lol
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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It takes an entire village to raise a Godzilla but only 1 Godzilla to raze an entire village.
May 1, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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Can’t wait to use my extra hour tomorrow for depression napping like God intended.
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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*puts monsters back into the attic*
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Godzilla vs Kong on an air craft carrier.

This is a 2 1/2 foot carve!

Happy Halloween!

Youtube short of the pumpkin soon posted below.
#Kong #Godzilla #pumpkincarving #inprocess #Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Since we’re talking BUNNICULA I need everyone to know that the audiobook is read by Victor Garber and he truly out-gays himself. Harold and Chester absolutely come across as the fussy middle-aged couple they were obviously meant to be.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM