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Have you been in a science related incident and need the best lawyer in Science Court? If the answer is yes, would you settle for maybe the second best or lower?
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Hi! I’m Doug Savage, Attorney of Science Court. Just wondering, because I clicked on this butterfly to be here… where are the butterflies?
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when they try to shame you for not voting Dem, remember that their response to the murder of a child was to meekly call for mild reforms
Anadith Danay Reyes Álvarez died in government custody.

She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care.

We need to reform immigration detention.
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Sorry everyone! Continuing to fund ICE and aiding Israel in genocide is an ever changing purity test! Go back to voting for the lesser evil and shut your brains off!
If you cant parse what the pony is I weep for your understanding.

As Wil has explained elsewhere, it is not a pony but an ever changing purity test that candidates must pass to gain the votes. The perfect candidate WILL NEVER EXIST.
January 28, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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I really, really, REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT... (Sighs) My life currently stinks and everything is TIGHT.

Chip in and help a dude out.

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January 28, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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When I was at <prev. job> and folks were working on <game>, the feedback I kept giving was that the design would unavoidably draw in an audience of primarily miserable, hyper-aggressive, antisocial players.

Sometimes this stuff is fundamentally built-into and encouraged by a game's design
and like yeah the marketing has been mismanaged, is fun to riff on, who up wresting their shieldbreaker from enemy wardens etc. but thats not the vibe on youtube. the vibe is really dark. at some point you gotta say what on earth is "good" marketing when this is the audience you have to sell to
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Kamala Harris's actual 2024 policies:
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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jfc.

kamala harris did not lose the election for any reason other than she was a shit candidate who ran a shit campaign.

you can't demand ppl vote just to keep the other guy out. that's not a democracy. that's extortion.
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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Re: "voters failed us because they wanted a pony" wherein I cannot comprehend what "a pony" is apart from the lives of Palestinian children or the rights of trans people:

It's not the voters who are supposed to be responsible for prosecuting insurrectionists in a timely manner...
January 28, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
That’s kind of the issue at hand. Every Kamala defender just expects people to nod their heads and say “yes, you are clever and smart for voting for the better choice” instead of admitting the faults that caused her to lose. It’s why I get mad when the argument devolves into “YOU HELPED TRUMP WIN!”
I really do think that everyone, as a rational actor, SHOULD vote for the lesser evil in general elections. But I also truly believe that status quo and lesser-evilism campaigns are basically fated to lose elections.

Yes, Kamala Harris was doing a lot of dumb shit. She'd still be better than Trump.
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Wil is starting a whole zoo in order to defend Harris’ terrible campaign, apparently.
I'll just address the elephant next to the pony, okay? It's not Palestine, it's not trans rights. That's what some number of people decided, and screamed at me about, but I never said that.

I define the pony as the bad faith demand a candidate pass an ever changing purity test, or else.
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Hell yeah.
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The movie Octopussy is about an egg and clowns.
They really named a movie octopussy.
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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bsky will perma ban people for minor infractions and at the same time do a 1 week suspension for shit like this
🔮 who are you to give anyone advice after speaking to me like this

you have forever lost the light of the creator and nothing you plant will thrive until you apologize to me and to Claire
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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does anyone else remember when w*l w*eaton circulated a block list of "toxic garbage" to his 3m twitter followers with everyone who made fun of him on it including a ton of trans people and when called on it he made a big self important weepy post and deactivated. hes a classic clown and a bonehead
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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I brought you something good from reddit for once, as a treat
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Second assault of a Dem rep in under a week cannot be separated from the fact that the repressive apparatus of the state is openly targeting the left. The MAGA base believe it’s open season to indulge their darkest fantasies
ilhan omar continues to speak after a man tried attacking her and spraying her with something at a town hall event. he was tackled by people including state sen bobby joe champion. i see city council member latrisha vetaw next to her too

this is a terrifying environment
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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So that's now two members of Congress, both black, assaulted by overtly racist Trumpists over the span of a few days.
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Wonder if all those smug Blue Wave accounts that were mad at Omar will suddenly have a change of heart seeing that she’s been assaulted.

No, they’re probably cheering this.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Man tackled to ground after spraying unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar at town hall in Minneapolis.
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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It's so funny when centrists post this because there's no group this better describes the Democrats and their assorted surrogate online scolds
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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It shows that we were right in our opinion that the principal cause of the present crisis… is the lag of the leaders (“ideologists”, revolutionaries, Social-Democrats) behind the spontaneous upsurge of the masses.
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Just deleted my TikTok account.

Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS.

DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS!

You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
This is where I post from.
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM