@rubiksboob.bsky.social
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The Grinch With the Dragon Tattoo
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Grinch With the Dragon Tattoo
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Soured cream? What fraîche hell is this.
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Soured cream? What fraîche hell is this.
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Doctor: do you smoke or drink coffee
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Doctor: do you smoke or drink coffee
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
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Then, in a twist ending, everyone is eaten by a thesaurus.
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Then, in a twist ending, everyone is eaten by a thesaurus.
"Staccato Gelato" Is this anything? I'm so stoned.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"Staccato Gelato" Is this anything? I'm so stoned.
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@timmiller.bsky.social get the word out!
Kermit Ruffins is playing a benefit at 4:20 today at First and Last Stop bar to save it from its landlord
www.nola.com/gambit/music...
www.nola.com/gambit/music...
Kermit Ruffins plays a benefit show Dec. 2 for First and Last Stop bar
New Orleans trumpeter and vocalist Kermit Ruffins plays a benefit concert for the First and Last Stop Bar on Tuesday, Dec. 2.
www.nola.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@timmiller.bsky.social get the word out!
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✅ makes wild shit up
✅ thinks it knows everything
✅ tells me what I want to believe
✅ sometimes wants me to kill myself
Yeah, I already got a LLM in my brain I don’t need another one
✅ thinks it knows everything
✅ tells me what I want to believe
✅ sometimes wants me to kill myself
Yeah, I already got a LLM in my brain I don’t need another one
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
✅ makes wild shit up
✅ thinks it knows everything
✅ tells me what I want to believe
✅ sometimes wants me to kill myself
Yeah, I already got a LLM in my brain I don’t need another one
✅ thinks it knows everything
✅ tells me what I want to believe
✅ sometimes wants me to kill myself
Yeah, I already got a LLM in my brain I don’t need another one
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TIL that people in Louisiana and Florida pay more for home and car insurance than they spend on food
www.moneygeek.com/insurance/au...
www.moneygeek.com/insurance/au...
Home and Auto Insurance Burden: Up to 18.4% of Pay
Americans pay 2% to 18% of their income for home and auto insurance. See where your state ranks and why geography affects costs more than your driving record.
www.moneygeek.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
TIL that people in Louisiana and Florida pay more for home and car insurance than they spend on food
www.moneygeek.com/insurance/au...
www.moneygeek.com/insurance/au...
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extra worldly olive oil
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
extra worldly olive oil
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I hope this ishmael finds you whale
September 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I hope this ishmael finds you whale
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Hello is short for hellough
June 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Hello is short for hellough
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::::holds flashlight under chin by the campire:::: some says she’s still dancing at the pink pony club to this very day
May 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
::::holds flashlight under chin by the campire:::: some says she’s still dancing at the pink pony club to this very day
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Trying to teach this spiral ham to go down the stairs like a slinky
April 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trying to teach this spiral ham to go down the stairs like a slinky
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could really do with some stale horrors rn
April 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
could really do with some stale horrors rn
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Ding Dong is short for Dingus Dongus
April 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ding Dong is short for Dingus Dongus
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Come with me if you want to Live. Laugh. Love.
December 21, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Come with me if you want to Live. Laugh. Love.
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Moonrise with castle and egret, Irish Bayou, New Orleans
April 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Moonrise with castle and egret, Irish Bayou, New Orleans
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this is not my first rodeo. not even my second rodeo, but a secret third rodeo
April 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
this is not my first rodeo. not even my second rodeo, but a secret third rodeo
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I want a girl with a short attention span and a looooooooong
March 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I want a girl with a short attention span and a looooooooong
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had a friend named Ku
we would smoke a ton of weed
that was one high Ku
we would smoke a ton of weed
that was one high Ku
April 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
had a friend named Ku
we would smoke a ton of weed
that was one high Ku
we would smoke a ton of weed
that was one high Ku
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“slide whistle penis” clown bf, “bike horn tiddies” clown gf
April 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“slide whistle penis” clown bf, “bike horn tiddies” clown gf