sam circle
@samecircle.bsky.social
writer, video artist, aspiring pedagogue based in brooklyn's buttcrack. i write lastweeksnewyorker.review
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the presidential candidate who is more personally invested in fictional media has won every election since 1964 except biden-trump and HW-dukakis. (note: al gore beats bush but al gore also beat bush)
I met Barack Obama in 2007 at a small event when his run for president was just starting. He asked me what I was working on. I said, a book about the 5 1967 Best Picture nominees. He said, quickly, "So...Bonnie and Clyde, The Graduate, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, In the Heat of the Night..." >
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the presidential candidate who is more personally invested in fictional media has won every election since 1964 except biden-trump and HW-dukakis. (note: al gore beats bush but al gore also beat bush)
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He whiffed on Doctor Dolittle, as which of us doesn't? Anyway, you can all have your annual sulk about how he doesn't do those lists himself. (He does those lists himself.)
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
He whiffed on Doctor Dolittle, as which of us doesn't? Anyway, you can all have your annual sulk about how he doesn't do those lists himself. (He does those lists himself.)
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I met Barack Obama in 2007 at a small event when his run for president was just starting. He asked me what I was working on. I said, a book about the 5 1967 Best Picture nominees. He said, quickly, "So...Bonnie and Clyde, The Graduate, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, In the Heat of the Night..." >
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I met Barack Obama in 2007 at a small event when his run for president was just starting. He asked me what I was working on. I said, a book about the 5 1967 Best Picture nominees. He said, quickly, "So...Bonnie and Clyde, The Graduate, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, In the Heat of the Night..." >
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My favorite social app is still MyChart. Love messaging with my care team and seeing raw test results before they’ve been explained to me.
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My favorite social app is still MyChart. Love messaging with my care team and seeing raw test results before they’ve been explained to me.
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on this site called adultfriendfinder but all these people want to do is have sex
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
on this site called adultfriendfinder but all these people want to do is have sex
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easiest $34.99 i ever spent
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
easiest $34.99 i ever spent
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its funny being like a 4.5 on this scale. on the one hand, when I close my eyes there is no apple just the whispering darkness. and on the other there are entire religions based on making the fucking apple go away for once
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
its funny being like a 4.5 on this scale. on the one hand, when I close my eyes there is no apple just the whispering darkness. and on the other there are entire religions based on making the fucking apple go away for once
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A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is
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The reply you get 18 seconds after you send me a 10 minute long tiktok: lol
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The reply you get 18 seconds after you send me a 10 minute long tiktok: lol
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I knew two brothers called Trevor and Robert and one time a girl we knew said "that's mad because Trevor is Robert backwards" and we said "no, it's Rovert backwards!" and she said "close enough" and we said "no" and she said "you'll regret not humouring me"
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I knew two brothers called Trevor and Robert and one time a girl we knew said "that's mad because Trevor is Robert backwards" and we said "no, it's Rovert backwards!" and she said "close enough" and we said "no" and she said "you'll regret not humouring me"
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Taking a sick day on Monday. I feel fine now I just anticipate being pretty run down after starting for the Colts on Sunday.
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Taking a sick day on Monday. I feel fine now I just anticipate being pretty run down after starting for the Colts on Sunday.
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Hello? I'm calling from room 237? There's a hot naked woman in the bathroom who gets old when you kiss her? Could you send someone?
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hello? I'm calling from room 237? There's a hot naked woman in the bathroom who gets old when you kiss her? Could you send someone?
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It is very odd to me that in Hamnet they use the to be or not to be speech (which is about suicide, not grief) and
in the ghost/Hamlet scene skip this far more relevant moment:
in the ghost/Hamlet scene skip this far more relevant moment:
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It is very odd to me that in Hamnet they use the to be or not to be speech (which is about suicide, not grief) and
in the ghost/Hamlet scene skip this far more relevant moment:
in the ghost/Hamlet scene skip this far more relevant moment:
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Its like Jesse Buckley in front of a wall of this:
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Its like Jesse Buckley in front of a wall of this:
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the baby learned “please” this week and now when she’s bringing me her fourth applesauce from the cabinet she says “APPLE SOT! pease”
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
the baby learned “please” this week and now when she’s bringing me her fourth applesauce from the cabinet she says “APPLE SOT! pease”
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the new bruno dumont list is on john waters' list but not cahiers du cinema's list. world is fucked
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the new bruno dumont list is on john waters' list but not cahiers du cinema's list. world is fucked
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I'm in the flight logs but only because I needed to have all my teeth pulled without anaesthesia in Epstein's famous Hall of Old Men's Heads
🚨 BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received never-before-seen photos and videos of Jeffrey Epstein's private island that are a harrowing look behind Epstein’s closed doors.
See for yourself. We won’t stop fighting until we end this cover-up and deliver justice for the survivors.
See for yourself. We won’t stop fighting until we end this cover-up and deliver justice for the survivors.
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm in the flight logs but only because I needed to have all my teeth pulled without anaesthesia in Epstein's famous Hall of Old Men's Heads
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Got rid of Spotify this year. Glad as I am to not support them, I was bummed I wouldn’t get my 2025 Wrapped.
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Got rid of Spotify this year. Glad as I am to not support them, I was bummed I wouldn’t get my 2025 Wrapped.
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
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SPECIAL AWARD: Screen Slate
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
SPECIAL AWARD: Screen Slate
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this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too
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Sometimes you’re just reading an email and that email sounds so good, like the words are doing that sentence thing, plus there’s so much wit and stuff, and before you know it, you can’t help but think “Hey, I’m Stephen King, guess I’m the guy who wrote that great email I just read!”
Then you post.
Then you post.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sometimes you’re just reading an email and that email sounds so good, like the words are doing that sentence thing, plus there’s so much wit and stuff, and before you know it, you can’t help but think “Hey, I’m Stephen King, guess I’m the guy who wrote that great email I just read!”
Then you post.
Then you post.
look i get it but two section 'critic's notebook' online only feature is not a frickin "sleek profile"
"I'm canceled," he says in the sleek profile they gave to him in the New Yorker while his latest special & his new novel is coming out. A lot of people wish they were that canceled.
Louis CK is not in a limbo of cancellation. He's straight up not cancelled & his "cancellation" became a profitable bit for him.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
look i get it but two section 'critic's notebook' online only feature is not a frickin "sleek profile"
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Faculty voted against this move almost unanimously. If we ever get free of this mess I hope it's clear that faculty and not administrators need to be in charge of the academy
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Faculty voted against this move almost unanimously. If we ever get free of this mess I hope it's clear that faculty and not administrators need to be in charge of the academy