schweg, but festive
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can't interact/post directly from @schweg.xyz anymore since it's bridged from mastodon... so i guess i'm here now?
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Oh I see The View now has a yaoi segment
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Oh I see The View now has a yaoi segment
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in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
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this was the deepest laugh I’ve had in weeks. thank you.
Someone paid $600 for a Ric Flair cameo and it went exactly as you would expect
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
this was the deepest laugh I’ve had in weeks. thank you.
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the hills have ayes but the mountains have more nays so the motion will likely not pass
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the hills have ayes but the mountains have more nays so the motion will likely not pass
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they should invent Online but the opposite
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
they should invent Online but the opposite
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banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?
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I take back all my criticisms, this is an incredible article solely for this single sentence
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I take back all my criticisms, this is an incredible article solely for this single sentence
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… I hardly know her!!
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
… I hardly know her!!
8 minutes until i have 5 days off and i'm vibrating with anticipation
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
8 minutes until i have 5 days off and i'm vibrating with anticipation
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a seasonal cuban sandwich served with chim-chimminny-chim-chimminny-chim-chimchurri sauce
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
a seasonal cuban sandwich served with chim-chimminny-chim-chimminny-chim-chimchurri sauce
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just hasnt been the same since we all died
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
just hasnt been the same since we all died
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MAH BALLS lookit em
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
MAH BALLS lookit em
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need a platform fighter literally yesterday
assembling a team of all the mr. men for 2026 like I'm nick fury
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
need a platform fighter literally yesterday
will i ever regain all my moots? unlikely
do i care? vaguely
do i care? vaguely
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
will i ever regain all my moots? unlikely
do i care? vaguely
do i care? vaguely
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nearly everything makes me fucking angry lately
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
nearly everything makes me fucking angry lately
i guess i'll post here more since it's the only bsky account i can directly post because some fediverse shenanigans i mildly regret
December 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i guess i'll post here more since it's the only bsky account i can directly post because some fediverse shenanigans i mildly regret
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bluesky putting the ‘sexually suggestive’ label on a captain underpants book cover
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
bluesky putting the ‘sexually suggestive’ label on a captain underpants book cover
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Why stop at two? We could make an entire skateboard with these.
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Why stop at two? We could make an entire skateboard with these.
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sometimes i forget that i don’t know what like 60% of my moots actually look like, so i just assume you’re all beautiful
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
sometimes i forget that i don’t know what like 60% of my moots actually look like, so i just assume you’re all beautiful
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Invader Zim Christmas special remains unmatched. Bow down before the power of Santa, or be crushed, by his jolly boots of doom.
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Invader Zim Christmas special remains unmatched. Bow down before the power of Santa, or be crushed, by his jolly boots of doom.