Scrub Jay
@scrubbiestjay.bsky.social
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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AAA video game character going to the toilet: "I'll take these stairs." "Ah, there it is, the bathroom." "Better open the door." "The door's open, nice." "Gonna pull my trousers down now." "Sitting down." "Okay, here we go." "I needed that." "Okay, time to fl
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
AAA video game character going to the toilet: "I'll take these stairs." "Ah, there it is, the bathroom." "Better open the door." "The door's open, nice." "Gonna pull my trousers down now." "Sitting down." "Okay, here we go." "I needed that." "Okay, time to fl
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Learning how to pay attention to small details, how to deliberately strain yourself to notice tiny details that are off, is a skill programmers learn the painful way.
And, using a chatbot deskills you in this very extremely important skill of being able to pay attention to small details.
And, using a chatbot deskills you in this very extremely important skill of being able to pay attention to small details.
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Learning how to pay attention to small details, how to deliberately strain yourself to notice tiny details that are off, is a skill programmers learn the painful way.
And, using a chatbot deskills you in this very extremely important skill of being able to pay attention to small details.
And, using a chatbot deskills you in this very extremely important skill of being able to pay attention to small details.
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Watching "Love, actually"
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Watching "Love, actually"
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learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s
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this is a legit great bit (adding a second plaque to get more thoughts out really makes it)
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this is a legit great bit (adding a second plaque to get more thoughts out really makes it)
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holy shit guys i think my laptop just became sentient??
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
holy shit guys i think my laptop just became sentient??
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I am so fucking tired of people insisting that every illness is secretly COVID in December, the month where everyone gets sick. I tested twice! I never had a fever! There are historically low levels of COVID going around right now for December! Move on with your lives!
You spelled COVID wrong :)
December 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am so fucking tired of people insisting that every illness is secretly COVID in December, the month where everyone gets sick. I tested twice! I never had a fever! There are historically low levels of COVID going around right now for December! Move on with your lives!
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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Elon started deleting all of them lol. This was my favorite
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Elon started deleting all of them lol. This was my favorite
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New Yorkers: did you solve the scaffolding problem yet? We really miss seeing the sun and buildings
Eric Adams: yup! Real sexy just like you asked for
Eric Adams: yup! Real sexy just like you asked for
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
New Yorkers: did you solve the scaffolding problem yet? We really miss seeing the sun and buildings
Eric Adams: yup! Real sexy just like you asked for
Eric Adams: yup! Real sexy just like you asked for
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We live in a world where there are teddy bears ready to explain to toddlers how to engage in consensual sadomasochistic cutting, but we're banning corrupting books about heavy topics like how Cindy has two dads and that's okay.
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
We live in a world where there are teddy bears ready to explain to toddlers how to engage in consensual sadomasochistic cutting, but we're banning corrupting books about heavy topics like how Cindy has two dads and that's okay.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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advertising for video games is stuck in 2003 and only valve seems to have figured that out. your audience literally transitioned, catch up already
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
advertising for video games is stuck in 2003 and only valve seems to have figured that out. your audience literally transitioned, catch up already
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bro i bet willy wonka's emails were CRAZY
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
bro i bet willy wonka's emails were CRAZY
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Endless patronizing "but how are we going to pay for it" by people who in their private life were emailing a pedophile to say "money isn't even real lol"
it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Endless patronizing "but how are we going to pay for it" by people who in their private life were emailing a pedophile to say "money isn't even real lol"
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”
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your wishing and yearning and aspiration aren't silly feelings to be dismissed. they are actually the glimmers of your identity and you should listen to them instead of telling on yourself that you ignored them
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
your wishing and yearning and aspiration aren't silly feelings to be dismissed. they are actually the glimmers of your identity and you should listen to them instead of telling on yourself that you ignored them
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"the president is healthier than ever", they keep saying, about the old man who can't stop talking about going to hell soon while constantly wearing Disco Elysium's The Expression
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"the president is healthier than ever", they keep saying, about the old man who can't stop talking about going to hell soon while constantly wearing Disco Elysium's The Expression