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Simon Hendy
@simonhendy.bsky.social
Bristol, UK
📷 Enthusiast photographer (including film)
🏉 Northampton Saints fan
🍷 Wannabe foodie and wine snob
🏹 Archerist
🍑 Naturist
🚲 Theoretical cyclist
Sometimes I combine various of these activities.
Pinned
I'm going to experiment with a Substack blog in place of the underused blogs on my main website - let's see how it goes.
This first post is about how my dad's photos have been used in disinformation in Spain, and how Spanish media organisations are fact-checking it.
open.substack.com/pub/simonhen...
Today's hot smoked salmon - before and after cooking, and with bubble & squeak.
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yesterday's roasties, cooked in the fat of the goose that was sat above them, smoking & roasting in the barbecue.
They were incredible - crispy shells with soft creamy interiors.
We only ate 4 of them between the two of us, so plenty left for the remaining gallon of gravy.
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Happy Boxing Day! For this week only, there's 25% off prints and downloads on my website! Link in bio.

Use code: BOXINGDAY25

#Scotland #Iceland #Dolomites #Chilterns
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Spielberg missed a trick not finishing Jaws this way
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Santa has been good to this pair of lads on Crown St, Gorbals back in December 1970, bringing astronaut suits and space hoppers down the lum for them.

📷 TSPL

#Glasgow
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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He’s been.
I’d give it ten minutes if I were you.
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:

A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Right then, no one asked for it (everyone seems quite happy with last year's!) but here we are anyway, your #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 bingo card! Some returning classics, some we missed last year and some new ones. Enjoy team, donation link below once Rhodri posts it!
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A Christmas classic
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Birmingham Bullring wishes all its patrons a very Merry Aptio Setup Utility and a Happy New BIOS Information ✨
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Search your name and "glamour shot" and post a photo.
Christ...
But I don't think it counts as it comes from another Simon's post doing the same thing on The Other Place.
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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An image I find myself returning to every Christmas. Long shadows and fairy lights at Glasgow Central, Christmas 1964. Captured by the inimitable Oscar Marzaroli who was waiting for, and found, the magic that day.
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Christmas Dinner prep all done.
The hardest part was plucking the swan - it really didn't want me to do it.
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I wouldn't trust an IT department that didn't hate computers
Our IT department wishes you all a merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Ok, which Santa tracker is right? The NORAD tracker has him over China; @flightradar24.com reckons he's over Ethiopia ...
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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What would really be the implications of taking Santa Claus seriously?

It's the time of the year to review the current state of the physics of Santa Claus

1/12
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas

He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic

Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates

He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Product Design Meeting.

“…and you’re absolutely sure that’s where you want the tap to be placed?

“Absolutely”

“You don’t think it looks a little…penisy?”

“No”
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Untitled, 2015 - by Ileana Serban
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Photographing nun, McArthur Parade, City of New York
Erika Stone, ca 1950
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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The Wizard of Oz is on.
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM