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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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My mom told me that my dad refused to change my diapers when I was a baby because he couldn't handle the smell. I wish he was still alive for a lot of reasons, but one of them is that I wish I could tell him about the insane mess I just had to clean up and that he's a fucking pussy.
September 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My mom told me that my dad refused to change my diapers when I was a baby because he couldn't handle the smell. I wish he was still alive for a lot of reasons, but one of them is that I wish I could tell him about the insane mess I just had to clean up and that he's a fucking pussy.
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Togepi used Powerbomb
September 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Togepi used Powerbomb
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After discussion with @soundingline.bsky.social and @keithpille.bsky.social I have come up with something important for dudes
September 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
After discussion with @soundingline.bsky.social and @keithpille.bsky.social I have come up with something important for dudes
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Having children dress as characters for book week teaches them to embrace naive mimesis. They should be encouraged to personify formal categories like omniscient naration, free indirect discourse, etc
August 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Having children dress as characters for book week teaches them to embrace naive mimesis. They should be encouraged to personify formal categories like omniscient naration, free indirect discourse, etc
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look at this SHIT
doesn't it SUCK
wouldn't you think
my collection is FUCKED
doesn't it SUCK
wouldn't you think
my collection is FUCKED
August 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
look at this SHIT
doesn't it SUCK
wouldn't you think
my collection is FUCKED
doesn't it SUCK
wouldn't you think
my collection is FUCKED
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"For example."
- Seduction
- Seduction
August 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"For example."
- Seduction
- Seduction
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GAME STUDIES STUDY BUDDIES continues the Summer of Simulation with a very long episode on a very short but very odd and very difficult book, one often referenced but rarely fully read and contextualized: Jean Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation. rangedtouch.com/2025/07/31/8...
July 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
GAME STUDIES STUDY BUDDIES continues the Summer of Simulation with a very long episode on a very short but very odd and very difficult book, one often referenced but rarely fully read and contextualized: Jean Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation. rangedtouch.com/2025/07/31/8...
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I made this purely to amuse myself and maybe dozens of other Canadians
July 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I made this purely to amuse myself and maybe dozens of other Canadians
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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Has there ever been a more succinct five seconds in all of ABSOLUTE CINEMA. A more efficient usage of celluloid. Has anything respected the audience's time more than this. This conveys everything anyone needs to know about these people. Who they are. What they do. How they rank on power level scale.
April 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Has there ever been a more succinct five seconds in all of ABSOLUTE CINEMA. A more efficient usage of celluloid. Has anything respected the audience's time more than this. This conveys everything anyone needs to know about these people. Who they are. What they do. How they rank on power level scale.
A soda stream but for salsa
April 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A soda stream but for salsa
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Went to my daughter's first school dance. Why do elementary school kids (aged 5-11 or so) know the words to All Star? Don't say Shrek, Shrek is ancient at this point. Also they knew the words to Dynamite by Taio Cruz? What the fuck is going on here?
April 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Went to my daughter's first school dance. Why do elementary school kids (aged 5-11 or so) know the words to All Star? Don't say Shrek, Shrek is ancient at this point. Also they knew the words to Dynamite by Taio Cruz? What the fuck is going on here?
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oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
March 12, 2024 at 6:29 PM
oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
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thinking, as i occasionally do, about this phantom comic strip from 2017
March 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
thinking, as i occasionally do, about this phantom comic strip from 2017
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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LUKE: Cal...Kestis?? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...
YODA: a double jump, he can do.
YODA: a double jump, he can do.
October 18, 2024 at 5:16 AM
LUKE: Cal...Kestis?? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...
YODA: a double jump, he can do.
YODA: a double jump, he can do.
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gliding over the timeline like it's the road in a david lynch night driving shot
March 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
gliding over the timeline like it's the road in a david lynch night driving shot
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many people dont know this but snowboard kids on the nintendo 64 is the greatest video game ever made
February 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
many people dont know this but snowboard kids on the nintendo 64 is the greatest video game ever made
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Really makes you think
February 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Really makes you think
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February 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM