spitfire6006006
@spitfire6006006.bsky.social
This is where you type things about yourself. (He/him)
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me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
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Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
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I love when new snack companies include their personal story on the packaging. Turns out the people behind these pretzels decided one day to make and sell pretzels.
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I love when new snack companies include their personal story on the packaging. Turns out the people behind these pretzels decided one day to make and sell pretzels.
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When I see an ad boasting of all that A.I. can create for me
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
When I see an ad boasting of all that A.I. can create for me
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the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
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This is a mandate. Americans are free to call close family members “aunt” if they damn well want to
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is a mandate. Americans are free to call close family members “aunt” if they damn well want to
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Folks, I’ve heard of adjusting your pants to make ball room but this is ridiculous!!!
October 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Folks, I’ve heard of adjusting your pants to make ball room but this is ridiculous!!!
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We must stop RFK
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We must stop RFK
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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Pathfinder Quest is live on BackerKit! Check out today's blog to learn about the game, campaign exclusives, and see how you can shape the destiny of Darkmoon Vale!
buff.ly/GJ5VHDD
buff.ly/GJ5VHDD
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Pathfinder Quest is live on BackerKit! Check out today's blog to learn about the game, campaign exclusives, and see how you can shape the destiny of Darkmoon Vale!
buff.ly/GJ5VHDD
buff.ly/GJ5VHDD
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You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom
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August 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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If the right is upset that Superman is an immigrant, wait 'til they find out he's solar-powered.
July 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If the right is upset that Superman is an immigrant, wait 'til they find out he's solar-powered.
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Zohran Mamdani do you condemn Mr Bean for his desecration of Whistler's Mother?
June 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Zohran Mamdani do you condemn Mr Bean for his desecration of Whistler's Mother?
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Mamdani's best endorsement yet.
June 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mamdani's best endorsement yet.
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This is the Alt Library Of Congress. The latest additions to our registry of culturally significant works are the film Boondock Saints (1999) and the song “Kryptonite” by 3 Doors Down (2000)
June 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is the Alt Library Of Congress. The latest additions to our registry of culturally significant works are the film Boondock Saints (1999) and the song “Kryptonite” by 3 Doors Down (2000)
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The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
June 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
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Really pleased to see this screenshot being used more and more. I hope it becomes a ubiquitous reaction image.
June 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Really pleased to see this screenshot being used more and more. I hope it becomes a ubiquitous reaction image.
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Sometimes I wonder if Wes Anderson wants most people to like his movies or if he'd prefer an exactly equal number of people on each side.
May 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sometimes I wonder if Wes Anderson wants most people to like his movies or if he'd prefer an exactly equal number of people on each side.
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
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