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i don’t really wanna fuck any of the m&ms tbh
August 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
i don’t really wanna fuck any of the m&ms tbh
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Guys The Black Parade is a pretty good album. I don't know if anyone's said that before.
These guys might be on to something
These guys might be on to something
August 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Guys The Black Parade is a pretty good album. I don't know if anyone's said that before.
These guys might be on to something
These guys might be on to something
Some of my creations from art night!
February 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Some of my creations from art night!
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Don't go thinking that you're better than anyone else just because you're a vegan. My cousin Jake was born in Vegas and he's nothing special. Bit of an asshole, actually.
February 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Don't go thinking that you're better than anyone else just because you're a vegan. My cousin Jake was born in Vegas and he's nothing special. Bit of an asshole, actually.
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[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
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I used to think I could change the world and now I’m proud of myself for changing my sheets
January 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I used to think I could change the world and now I’m proud of myself for changing my sheets
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Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
January 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
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You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra.
January 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra.
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If only these pistachios were as easy to open as emotional wounds.
January 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If only these pistachios were as easy to open as emotional wounds.
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every time i hear 'please listen carefully as our menu options have changed' i black out and wake up in a cold sweat pressing 0 repeatedly like i'm defusing a bomb
January 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
every time i hear 'please listen carefully as our menu options have changed' i black out and wake up in a cold sweat pressing 0 repeatedly like i'm defusing a bomb
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Good morning. Abolish billionaires by any means necessary.
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Good morning. Abolish billionaires by any means necessary.
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inside you there are two kidneys.
January 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
inside you there are two kidneys.
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Thought of the day
DIDDLE DALLY MORE
DIDDLE DALLY MORE
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Thought of the day
DIDDLE DALLY MORE
DIDDLE DALLY MORE
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It's not that I want to be like this, but all of the alternatives seem like a lot of work
January 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's not that I want to be like this, but all of the alternatives seem like a lot of work
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Nutella is a great name for a girl.
January 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Nutella is a great name for a girl.
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Sometimes I miss the simple joys of childhood, like eating lead paint chips.
January 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sometimes I miss the simple joys of childhood, like eating lead paint chips.
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ME: give it to me real good bone daddy
ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON: we’ve talked about this stop calling me that
ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON: we’ve talked about this stop calling me that
January 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ME: give it to me real good bone daddy
ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON: we’ve talked about this stop calling me that
ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON: we’ve talked about this stop calling me that
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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
Will be deleting Spotify
Spotify is drawing attention after the company hosted a Trump inauguration brunch featuring Joe Rogan and Ben Shapiro, among others.
The streaming giant also made a $150,000 donation to the new president's inauguration ceremony.
pitchfork.com/news/spotify...
The streaming giant also made a $150,000 donation to the new president's inauguration ceremony.
pitchfork.com/news/spotify...
Spotify Hosts Trump Inauguration Brunch and Makes $150,000 Donation to Ceremony
The company, which hosted Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, and others, called the event “business as usual”
pitchfork.com
January 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Will be deleting Spotify
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there should be a word for emotionally itchy
January 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
there should be a word for emotionally itchy