that1cullen.bsky.social
@that1cullen.bsky.social
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This little maneuver is going to set us back 80 stock markets
April 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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46% tariff on pizza that burns the roof of my mouth
April 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.

It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.

It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce
April 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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My doctor says I need to be more online
March 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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time was you could get a good job crumpling paper. after the machines came in, you couldn't make a nickel crumpling paper by hand
March 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I thought I'd buy a parrot to cheer me up.

Someone to talk to.

But he's learned to mimic my sobbing and now we just cry in unison with each other.
March 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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I do all my secret war planning via the medium of skywriting and hope that journalists never look up.
March 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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hate it when i’m walking in memphis and feeling the way i feel
July 3, 2023 at 4:50 AM
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Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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a dark day for ska
March 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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i have been skipping my daily egg and now i’ve saved enough to buy 3 houses
February 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I fully support DOGE

Department
Of
Goo-goo Dolls
Enthusiasts
February 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Showing a billionaire this video and asking for 95 billion dollars. I say it is a virtual reality experience. I don’t even bother downloading the video. I just send them the YouTube link.
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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All bullies get added to a list… a list of people who do not get macaroni necklaces.
February 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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(end of the world)

you know…i wish i’d have worn lederhosen
February 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Happy Dick Cheney Shot His Friend In the Face Day to those who celebrate!
February 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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being alive—as a bit
February 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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chef tip: do not use snow from the road for snow cones, it will cause you to be sick.
February 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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breathing is a scam made up by the woke left
February 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Time to Lego of my stress
January 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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[making pizza rolls]

instructions: heat them up

me: yes

instructions: let them cool

me: no
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM