@therandom1.bsky.social
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This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
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guess who sent mama and papa spiraling for 15+ minutes by disappearing completely this morning :)
January 23, 2026 at 12:50 PM
guess who sent mama and papa spiraling for 15+ minutes by disappearing completely this morning :)
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"guy" who voluntarily signed up for Transition School, surrounded by classmates who are also going to Transition School, inexplicably maintains insistence that she's "just trying things out" and will probably drop out
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 PM
"guy" who voluntarily signed up for Transition School, surrounded by classmates who are also going to Transition School, inexplicably maintains insistence that she's "just trying things out" and will probably drop out
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January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
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Scene from Chapter 33 of The Sisters of Dorley by @badambulist.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Scene from Chapter 33 of The Sisters of Dorley by @badambulist.bsky.social
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
X has stopped working
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Bluesky going to work over on Twitter
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Bluesky going to work over on Twitter
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"if you want to get lunch after your transgender clinic appointment the best options are the vegan italian deli or the queer-owned, resist lib themed pizza parlor" is both a true statement about my corner of DC and a preview of what all of america will look like under the auspices of woke 2
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"if you want to get lunch after your transgender clinic appointment the best options are the vegan italian deli or the queer-owned, resist lib themed pizza parlor" is both a true statement about my corner of DC and a preview of what all of america will look like under the auspices of woke 2
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I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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coming across social media profiles that are like, “I’m just a crossdressing guy! no more than that!” and 90% of their pictures are of them in girl mode, even just while hanging out with friends, and in their guy mode pics they look super depressed and it’s like, babe, I just want to talk okay
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
coming across social media profiles that are like, “I’m just a crossdressing guy! no more than that!” and 90% of their pictures are of them in girl mode, even just while hanging out with friends, and in their guy mode pics they look super depressed and it’s like, babe, I just want to talk okay
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Connor Eats Pants just ratio'ed the Vice President of the United States by telling him to kill himself
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Connor Eats Pants just ratio'ed the Vice President of the United States by telling him to kill himself
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
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I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
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Art for my fried @therandom1.bsky.social as Hat Kid from A Hat in Time :3c
【 #ahatintime #hatkid #art】
【 #ahatintime #hatkid #art】
January 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Art for my fried @therandom1.bsky.social as Hat Kid from A Hat in Time :3c
【 #ahatintime #hatkid #art】
【 #ahatintime #hatkid #art】
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
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there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees
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America is yearning for "it."
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
America is yearning for "it."