The Take
@thetakerox.bsky.social
Husband, father, grandfather, and quickly aging rocker. Discworld fanatic.
Former recovered musician actively jumping off the wagon. Played keyboards for The Take in a past life.
Former recovered musician actively jumping off the wagon. Played keyboards for The Take in a past life.
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The Take
@thetakerox.bsky.social
· Nov 13
The Take
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Check out my misspent youth:
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Dear god I just drank one of those 5 hour energy things for the first time and I didn’t know it would give me x-ray vision
Don’t worry, my eyeballs are vibrating too hard for me to see through your clothing
Don’t worry, my eyeballs are vibrating too hard for me to see through your clothing
December 6, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Dear god I just drank one of those 5 hour energy things for the first time and I didn’t know it would give me x-ray vision
Don’t worry, my eyeballs are vibrating too hard for me to see through your clothing
Don’t worry, my eyeballs are vibrating too hard for me to see through your clothing
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Took three Ambiens and tried to call God on the microwave
December 6, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Took three Ambiens and tried to call God on the microwave
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*HOLIDAY TIP*
start microdosing mistletoe now by putting small pieces in your hat every day and by Christmas you'll be totally immune
start microdosing mistletoe now by putting small pieces in your hat every day and by Christmas you'll be totally immune
December 2, 2024 at 2:43 PM
*HOLIDAY TIP*
start microdosing mistletoe now by putting small pieces in your hat every day and by Christmas you'll be totally immune
start microdosing mistletoe now by putting small pieces in your hat every day and by Christmas you'll be totally immune
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girl at bar: i’d let you do that thing in bed that your wife won’t
me: [visibly excited] eat cookies?
me: [visibly excited] eat cookies?
November 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
girl at bar: i’d let you do that thing in bed that your wife won’t
me: [visibly excited] eat cookies?
me: [visibly excited] eat cookies?
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Expecting Parents,
PLEASE
I beg you
Please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards.
Sincerely,
Marlana
PLEASE
I beg you
Please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards.
Sincerely,
Marlana
November 23, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Expecting Parents,
PLEASE
I beg you
Please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards.
Sincerely,
Marlana
PLEASE
I beg you
Please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards.
Sincerely,
Marlana
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After Jerry's unfortunate accident, Ostriches weren't allowed to work in the lumber mill ever again.
November 22, 2024 at 11:46 AM
After Jerry's unfortunate accident, Ostriches weren't allowed to work in the lumber mill ever again.
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YOU GUYS, LET'S GET PERMS
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
YOU GUYS, LET'S GET PERMS
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Banjos are basically just guitars with an accent.
November 20, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Banjos are basically just guitars with an accent.
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I drive into every traffic circle prepared to die.
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 PM
I drive into every traffic circle prepared to die.
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Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
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It's weird how they stopped eating cats and dogs right after the election.
November 20, 2024 at 8:20 PM
It's weird how they stopped eating cats and dogs right after the election.
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
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Who called them stoner goths and not an easy-bake coven?
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Who called them stoner goths and not an easy-bake coven?
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I accidentally hit a parked car and panicked so I left a note that said “next time it will be you”
November 15, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I accidentally hit a parked car and panicked so I left a note that said “next time it will be you”
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If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
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Phantom of the Opurra
November 16, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Phantom of the Opurra
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I'm against my better judgement.
September 18, 2023 at 12:09 AM
I'm against my better judgement.
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Good morning.
I need Herschel Walker to be named Director of NASA to fill out my Idiocracy bingo card.
Fingers crossed.
I need Herschel Walker to be named Director of NASA to fill out my Idiocracy bingo card.
Fingers crossed.
November 14, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Good morning.
I need Herschel Walker to be named Director of NASA to fill out my Idiocracy bingo card.
Fingers crossed.
I need Herschel Walker to be named Director of NASA to fill out my Idiocracy bingo card.
Fingers crossed.
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Ordered a gravy colored dress to wear to Thanksgiving dinner.
November 13, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Ordered a gravy colored dress to wear to Thanksgiving dinner.
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*being exhumed* put me back
November 12, 2024 at 10:00 PM
*being exhumed* put me back
Check out my misspent youth:
www.facebook.com/Metallicblue...
music.apple.com/us/artist/th...
open.spotify.com/artist/7g98a...
www.facebook.com/Metallicblue...
music.apple.com/us/artist/th...
open.spotify.com/artist/7g98a...
The Take
open.spotify.com
November 13, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Check out my misspent youth:
www.facebook.com/Metallicblue...
music.apple.com/us/artist/th...
open.spotify.com/artist/7g98a...
www.facebook.com/Metallicblue...
music.apple.com/us/artist/th...
open.spotify.com/artist/7g98a...
It took 39 years to get around to recording these. Two years to learn how to play keyboards on songs I wrote back in the day. Great fun to do it again.
youtu.be/Fyixh5LVRQE
youtu.be/XY8BF9y7SGo
youtu.be/Fyixh5LVRQE
youtu.be/XY8BF9y7SGo
The Take Official video "China"
YouTube video by Michael E. Coones
youtu.be
November 13, 2024 at 12:15 AM
It took 39 years to get around to recording these. Two years to learn how to play keyboards on songs I wrote back in the day. Great fun to do it again.
youtu.be/Fyixh5LVRQE
youtu.be/XY8BF9y7SGo
youtu.be/Fyixh5LVRQE
youtu.be/XY8BF9y7SGo