Big Dumb Red Beard Guy
@timtheredmenace.bsky.social
This may end up being a mistake.
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we're watching christmas specials we didn't get the chance to before yesterday so i am a bit late but i will speak this truth every year until i can speak it no more: the whos are fucking awful and the grinch is right to hate them
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
we're watching christmas specials we didn't get the chance to before yesterday so i am a bit late but i will speak this truth every year until i can speak it no more: the whos are fucking awful and the grinch is right to hate them
body ain't even lukewarm let alone cold
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
body ain't even lukewarm let alone cold
She's saying, "Come get me"
So I got up and followed her to the floor
She said, "Baby, let's go"
When I told her, I said
So I got up and followed her to the floor
She said, "Baby, let's go"
When I told her, I said
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
She's saying, "Come get me"
So I got up and followed her to the floor
She said, "Baby, let's go"
When I told her, I said
So I got up and followed her to the floor
She said, "Baby, let's go"
When I told her, I said
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listen, if we want to keep providing this thing that no one likes or wants, we have to be willing to suck at it.
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
listen, if we want to keep providing this thing that no one likes or wants, we have to be willing to suck at it.
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
They're should be a naming convention where if one player is so immediately associated with the abbreviation of their name (D. Wade, for instance), any subsequent player needs to be shown as De. Wade or whatever.
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
They're should be a naming convention where if one player is so immediately associated with the abbreviation of their name (D. Wade, for instance), any subsequent player needs to be shown as De. Wade or whatever.
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Merry Christmas to all! youtu.be/2ZyJCV_dyug?...
MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas
YouTube video by sirgraves
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Merry Christmas to all! youtu.be/2ZyJCV_dyug?...
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It's not an issue of the Atlantic if if doesn't also contain some of the worst takes you've seen.
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's not an issue of the Atlantic if if doesn't also contain some of the worst takes you've seen.
It is presumed from this cover that one of these eight killed Big Bird.
A glorious Christmas gift from my kids!! They know me well
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It is presumed from this cover that one of these eight killed Big Bird.
My biggest pet peeve about the new NWSL "High Impact Player" rule is that it is overly reliant on the results of axe-throwing contests.
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My biggest pet peeve about the new NWSL "High Impact Player" rule is that it is overly reliant on the results of axe-throwing contests.
Oh.
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Oh.
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These declines are MASSIVE.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
These declines are MASSIVE.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
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December 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Did Bari Weiss spike the @60minutes.bsky.social story because Bari Weiss is in the Epstein files and she wanted a distraction?
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Did Bari Weiss spike the @60minutes.bsky.social story because Bari Weiss is in the Epstein files and she wanted a distraction?
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Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon