Scrawny Coleman
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Scrawny Coleman
@turkturk95.bsky.social
admin he doing it sideways
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- Tiny Moving Farts
- The Story So Fart
- Have Fart
- Counterfarts
- Title Fart
- In Farts Wake
- Thy Fart Is Murder
- Joan Jett and the Blackfarts
- Kickstart My Fart
- Fart Shaped Box
- Dawn of the Black Farts
- At the Fart of Winter
- Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers
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two conversations happening all over oklahoma this week:

1. hottest christmas week in living memory, 30 degrees over seasonal average

2. hey hey, gas under two bucks a gallon
Ocean heating defies all earlier projections. We are on the worst possible track. Yet this has completely vanished as a topic of conversation in America.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Imagine it being easier to just pay the 8 billion dollars and it won't affect you in the slightest. Man what have we done lol
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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"Heavy is the head that wears the crown." Not likely. I wear a Lightweight Crown of Conscience Assuagement.
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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writing runes of powerful cleansing on the dish sponge with the dish soap
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Again - the Democratic Party armed liberal Presidents with the equipment to perform inhuman atrocities on the category of selected outgroups (migrants, 'terrorists', Muslims etc) - and liberals are now apparently horrified that that category has slightly widened to an extent they find distasteful.
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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cat portraiture is my passion
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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save me low poly bread and cheese
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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TL;DR AI shills don’t know or care why people connect with art. Their experience of art is as little posts scrolling by with numbers affixed to them, and they think that’s all there is. Sad, clueless dilettantes at life.
There’s lot to be said about how little AI shills know about art, but not enough is said about how little they think of fandom, of community, of all the people who bring the art to each other. That’s why it’s never gonna happen like they want. They’ll never have the adulation they crave.
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Instructing my marshals to employ Soviet deep battle doctrine in the war on Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’m in Santa’s workshop while he’s out on the big job, throwing D batteries at all the elves
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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sorry i'm late i had to diminish and go into the West
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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this was part of a plan the organized far right made to begin their attack on taking out trans people out of academia, what a disgrace of a university to give in to this
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Santa’s Panopticon
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Only a matter of time until a UC Berkeley law professor writes a memo justifying torture, a brave Vanity Fair writer gets tortured to say whether it hurts, and we have a national discussion about whether certain people should be tortured for our safety.
December 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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(Calling home for the first time on night 5 of my business trip) and what of my portcullis? Holding fast, no doubt?
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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people talk about the pain of stuff like hits in football but ALL that stuff hurts. have you ever dived fully extended onto cold ground without bracing yourself? probably not because that’d be a really stupid thing to do without compensation.
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
We are Charlie Dunkirk

Please get us off the continent!!
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Get a 3 day ban from the reddit admins for “identity-based hate” for bluntly stating that Zionism is violent and its supporters are bad people lol. We live in permanent stupid world and the countless banal, backwards dumbasseries we have to deal with every day is truly astounding
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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sorry everyone, we had no idea when we started this autopsy report it could potentially lead to accountability
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM