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It's not so much about finding buried treasure, it's all about the hunt.
October 26, 2023 at 7:39 PM
It's not so much about finding buried treasure, it's all about the hunt.
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me: can I ask a rhetorical question?
her: sure
me: well apparently not
her: sure
me: well apparently not
July 29, 2023 at 9:48 PM
me: can I ask a rhetorical question?
her: sure
me: well apparently not
her: sure
me: well apparently not
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A pleasant day enough to misarrange slightly some words.
October 26, 2023 at 12:11 PM
A pleasant day enough to misarrange slightly some words.
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THE GREATEST THING I EVER SAW ANYWHERE, EVER:
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THE GREATEST THING I EVER SAW ANYWHERE, EVER:
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October 25, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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THE GREATEST THING I EVER SAW ANYWHERE, EVER:
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THE GREATEST THING I EVER SAW ANYWHERE, EVER:
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It’s okay. I’m allowed to park in Handicapped Spaces because I was born without qualms.
October 24, 2023 at 10:19 AM
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It’s okay. I’m allowed to park in Handicapped Spaces because I was born without qualms.
October 22, 2023 at 12:48 AM
It’s okay. I’m allowed to park in Handicapped Spaces because I was born without qualms.
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Wine tasting is just micro binge drinking… with cheese… and opinions.
October 24, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Wine tasting is just micro binge drinking… with cheese… and opinions.
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sombrero? no thank you i would like the whole brero
October 18, 2023 at 8:00 PM
sombrero? no thank you i would like the whole brero
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I used to mix metaphors but that ship has flown.
October 19, 2023 at 11:46 AM
I used to mix metaphors but that ship has flown.
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I sign-off “kind regards” but, secretly, most of my regarding is malicious
October 18, 2023 at 10:59 AM
I sign-off “kind regards” but, secretly, most of my regarding is malicious
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Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules
October 14, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules
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Me: Why does my head hurt?
Google: You have terminal cancer and a learning disability. Would you like to buy a squeaky penguin keychain? Are you having trouble losing weight?
Google: You have terminal cancer and a learning disability. Would you like to buy a squeaky penguin keychain? Are you having trouble losing weight?
October 15, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Me: Why does my head hurt?
Google: You have terminal cancer and a learning disability. Would you like to buy a squeaky penguin keychain? Are you having trouble losing weight?
Google: You have terminal cancer and a learning disability. Would you like to buy a squeaky penguin keychain? Are you having trouble losing weight?
This day in history. 1992. Metal detectorist Eric Lawes found the Hoxne Hoard of Roman gold and silver, now on display at the British Museum along with the ring his fiancé returned because of all the metal detecting.
October 17, 2023 at 8:46 AM
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One of my favorite oxymorons is “marriage of convenience.”
October 15, 2023 at 10:06 AM
One of my favorite oxymorons is “marriage of convenience.”
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Something strange is a foot. Something mundane is a clavicle.
October 2, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Something strange is a foot. Something mundane is a clavicle.
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seems like whoever came up with the phrase “out like a light” was unaware of the most interesting feature of lights
August 9, 2023 at 5:21 PM
seems like whoever came up with the phrase “out like a light” was unaware of the most interesting feature of lights
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Yesterday I was very irritated so I read some Shakespeare and today I am sorely vexed.
May 28, 2023 at 10:03 AM
Yesterday I was very irritated so I read some Shakespeare and today I am sorely vexed.
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You don't scare me. You're not those two minutes when I can't find my wallet
October 8, 2023 at 2:00 AM
You don't scare me. You're not those two minutes when I can't find my wallet
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A large part of my life has been spent looking for a surface to put things on
October 2, 2023 at 11:12 PM
A large part of my life has been spent looking for a surface to put things on
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My superpower is: I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a damn word you said
September 29, 2023 at 4:29 PM
My superpower is: I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a damn word you said