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Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king
August 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king
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I was BEYOND excited that Simon & Schuster chose me to do the copyediting on Kamala Harris's new book. I'm legally bound not to show you too much before its September release, but they allowed me to share a small sneak behind the curtain at the process of editing such a monumental work.
July 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I was BEYOND excited that Simon & Schuster chose me to do the copyediting on Kamala Harris's new book. I'm legally bound not to show you too much before its September release, but they allowed me to share a small sneak behind the curtain at the process of editing such a monumental work.
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Keep J K Rowling out of Ireland
She's going to extend her biology is destiny campaign to Ireland. Only a fool would bet against her extending it further.
May 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Keep J K Rowling out of Ireland
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New Green Party advert just dropped explaining why you should vote for them. And its a cracker!
April 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
New Green Party advert just dropped explaining why you should vote for them. And its a cracker!
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a second health bar appears above the vatican as the pope enters his next boss phase
Pope Francis is recovering well from pneumonia and a “new stage” in his pontificate is opening, two of his closest advisers say.
Pope Francis advisers say he’ll recover from pneumonia and a ‘new stage’ is opening for him
The Vatican press office reported Friday that Francis’ overall condition remained stable, with slight improvements as he continues respiratory and physical physiotherapy.
nbcnews.to
March 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
a second health bar appears above the vatican as the pope enters his next boss phase
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I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”
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Related: This tweet from @gemmaclark.bsky.social lives in my head rent free
January 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Related: This tweet from @gemmaclark.bsky.social lives in my head rent free
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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
November 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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Roses are redde
Noble are the manatees
Yf we wante a bettir future
Teach artes & humanityes
Noble are the manatees
Yf we wante a bettir future
Teach artes & humanityes
December 12, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Roses are redde
Noble are the manatees
Yf we wante a bettir future
Teach artes & humanityes
Noble are the manatees
Yf we wante a bettir future
Teach artes & humanityes
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[pretending to talk in my sleep so I can say things to my wife without getting in trouble] new blue shirt too blue
December 1, 2024 at 6:56 PM
[pretending to talk in my sleep so I can say things to my wife without getting in trouble] new blue shirt too blue
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You used to call me on my self-own
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
You used to call me on my self-own
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cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
November 11, 2024 at 12:13 AM
cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
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Ladies love it when you come out of the bathroom unrolling your sleeves because it means you were really getting down to business in there
October 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Ladies love it when you come out of the bathroom unrolling your sleeves because it means you were really getting down to business in there
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The real monster in Dracula (1897) is the reader, for reading these people’s private correspondences without their permission
October 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM
The real monster in Dracula (1897) is the reader, for reading these people’s private correspondences without their permission
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It breaks my heart to see you suffer like this...can you go suffer somewhere in private
September 24, 2024 at 1:02 AM
It breaks my heart to see you suffer like this...can you go suffer somewhere in private
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We noticed you from across the room, we really like your vibes, and we’re going to give you a 10 minute head start into the forest just to make things interesting
Finding out it was for mixed doubles and he had a partner. Great vibes
August 3, 2024 at 6:21 PM
We noticed you from across the room, we really like your vibes, and we’re going to give you a 10 minute head start into the forest just to make things interesting