Zen Of Mike
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Halle Berry is short for Hallelujah Strawberry. The more you know.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Halle Berry is short for Hallelujah Strawberry. The more you know.
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Throw your hands up in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care!
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Throw your hands up in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care!
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Nose hair so long it doubles as a small detail brush
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nose hair so long it doubles as a small detail brush
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got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
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Putting guacamole on like lipgloss to signal to potential mates that I can afford an avocado
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Putting guacamole on like lipgloss to signal to potential mates that I can afford an avocado
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Postcard from my collection, no date.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Postcard from my collection, no date.
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Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
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🚨 CNBC on latest jobs numbers: "A big miss on ADP payrolls. The private payroll company saying private payrolls shed 32,000 workers in Nov. That's the 4th negative number in past 6 months. The estimate was for +40,000, so the street was off ... this may be coming from being hammered by the tariffs"
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
🚨 CNBC on latest jobs numbers: "A big miss on ADP payrolls. The private payroll company saying private payrolls shed 32,000 workers in Nov. That's the 4th negative number in past 6 months. The estimate was for +40,000, so the street was off ... this may be coming from being hammered by the tariffs"
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Marcel does not like this vet-themed escape room. Zero stars.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Marcel does not like this vet-themed escape room. Zero stars.
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I miss a Batman who had time to go on a picnic now and then.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I miss a Batman who had time to go on a picnic now and then.
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The All Staff Meeting That Just Kept Going - a Horror story
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The All Staff Meeting That Just Kept Going - a Horror story
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December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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if the cartoon dogs went to college together, i think Snoopy would have been the drug dealer
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if the cartoon dogs went to college together, i think Snoopy would have been the drug dealer
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I don’t know if a country can be good. Probably not. But a country can be better than this.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don’t know if a country can be good. Probably not. But a country can be better than this.
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You can call me your little shortbread christmas cookie if you wanna
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You can call me your little shortbread christmas cookie if you wanna
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Doritos for your vagina, call them Snachos
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Doritos for your vagina, call them Snachos
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The fact that Guns N' Roses never made a Christmas album called "Welcome to the Jingle" makes me absolutely furious.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The fact that Guns N' Roses never made a Christmas album called "Welcome to the Jingle" makes me absolutely furious.
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Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
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Eventually, the chickens were able to drive a wedge between Farmer Bob and Lulu.
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Eventually, the chickens were able to drive a wedge between Farmer Bob and Lulu.
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I don't do Advent calendars but I do have a thing where you open a little door and there's pills.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I don't do Advent calendars but I do have a thing where you open a little door and there's pills.
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Hostage Negotiator: What do we have, cap?
Police Captain: It's another figgy pudding situation.
Hostage Negotiator: Again!?
Police Captain: It's another figgy pudding situation.
Hostage Negotiator: Again!?
December 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Hostage Negotiator: What do we have, cap?
Police Captain: It's another figgy pudding situation.
Hostage Negotiator: Again!?
Police Captain: It's another figgy pudding situation.
Hostage Negotiator: Again!?
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"Please generate demand for the product that catapulted our valuation."
Nvidia's Jensen Huang urges employees to automate every task possible with AI
Huang has reportedly told employees to use artificial intelligence tools for virtually every task possible, reinforcing the company's position as both a leader in AI hardware and...
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December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Please generate demand for the product that catapulted our valuation."
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
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The New Deal wasn’t built on a promise that there would be “no ceiling” for the richest Americans.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The New Deal wasn’t built on a promise that there would be “no ceiling” for the richest Americans.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.
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Just think it’s a bit weird that society has been brainwashed in to thinking that rich people and massive corporations having a bit less money is the main thing we need to avoid no matter what.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Just think it’s a bit weird that society has been brainwashed in to thinking that rich people and massive corporations having a bit less money is the main thing we need to avoid no matter what.