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Zach Kindt
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always better to be lucky than it is to be good
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hi y'all, it was very nice of David to put me on that MSP list, was not expecting that today

be prepared for a lot of sports and dumb jokes, some food pics too

I'm glad we're here, this place seems nice and I'll try to keep it that way
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The thing about conspiracy theories is that you never end up believing just one, you keep going until you believe in all of them. It's a great reason not to start!
POLLING CALL CENTER: "Now I'm going to read you some conspiracy theo— …"

MAGA RESPONDENT: "I don't need to hear them, they're all true."
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Patel is a real throwback to the petty self-enrichment of a Scott Pruitt in Trump's first term, it's refreshing and quaint in a way
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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You know what actually this sums up today perfectly
Can't see how the USMNT's new slogan could possibly go wrong
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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With changes to transit payment systems, I wonder how long it will be before people are literally boasting about not needing a credit card as Huey Lewis foretold in 1985
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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it is an underrated miracle of the 21st century that we really did massively, massively reduce bullying in schools
My experience as well. So far we're 2-for-2 on kids having a largely bullying/abuse-free middle school experience. Not without bumpy spots of course, but light years away from what I endured.

My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
for what it’s worth I got roped into helping out with my sixth grader’s extracurricular thing so I’ve had more recent contact with middle schoolers who aren’t mine than I usually do, and biased sample/biased reviewer/etc but my verdict is that the kids are all right
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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The biggest impediment to Democrats taking up anti-corruption as a main campaign theme is their own fecklessness.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
aw man, just caught the back end of THE BLUES BROTHERS on cable last wknd, truly one of the greats
RIP to Steve Cropper, one of the most impactful guitar players of the 20th century. I had a wildly entertaining chat with him a few years back about his life and incredible body of work with Stax Records and beyond.
Stax Guitar Legend Steve Cropper Opens Up About His Most Iconic, Soulful Songs
With the likes of Otis Redding, Wilson Pickett, Isaac Hayes, and more
sonicbreadcrumbs.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
coaching staff is flailing, rought times
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
c'mon man, you do not, under any circumstances
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chris Paul, YOU are a Minnesota Timberwolf
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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So yeah, if you're represented by a Republican in a district that was carried by less than 20 points, tomorrow would be a good day to call and demand that the ACA subsidies continue.
The good news is Republicans in Congress are shitting their pants right about now
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Tonight's message to every single Republican up for election in 2026
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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The President is actively dying right next to his team of simps yelling about what a Big Strong Leader Man he is. Just sitting there, eyes closed, croaking in front of our eyes.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Woke 2 gonna hit Megan Kelly like
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM