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Eric Replatformed

@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social

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Reluctant Michigander. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · Aug 31

It's not "creeping" fascism when it gives up all pretense of stealth.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1h

What a game... congrats Seattle...

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 3h

I don't know nothing about nothing, but if you want a peace prize maybe don't create a department of war

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 2h

Asexual suburbs

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 3h

Sex and/or the City

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Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir) @magerightsactivist.bsky.social · Jan 18

Anti-state
Pro-prostate

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 9d

My girlfriend thinks I'm only with her because of her pretty handwriting. I don't have the heart to tell her she's right.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 8h

[at stoplight]

*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*

Me: Are you obsessed with me?

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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 1d

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 3h

Shocked & dismayed to discover I am a tiny person living—trapped—in a homemade terrarium.

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sinistra @s1nistr4.bsky.social · 11h

Did you know that there's a strategy in battleship where you can win every single time, just by moving the pegs around in a certain way? Look up "pegging" to learn more.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 3h

69? 3 ways? 4 play?

What am I, some kind of mathlete?!?

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 9h

I’ve got a notification on my calculator. Something doesn’t add up.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · Nov 21

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 4h

I made so much fun of my talking car telling me a door is a jar that it stopped talking to me for weeks.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 3h

Boo!

Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 3h

I live ~3 miles from Detroit city limits, go Tigers!

Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 3h

Drinking red wine out of a rocks glass as one does for a 2-2 game 5.

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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, honey, I can disassociate with the best of them. Check out this stare into space. It’s the best you’ve ever seen, right?

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 11h

I invented a tractor beam to capture baby chickens...

It's a total chick magnet.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 8h

When is addiction to outrage being added to the dsm

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 4h

If your bird watching group only has one pair of binoculars, you might need to wait for your tern.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 6h

I made it to Friday night
[collapses face down fully dressed on bed]

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · Nov 12

“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 13h

The United States of East North Korea

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John-Paul @jpkeates.com · 14h

When you're Armie Hammer, every other actor looks like Jimmy Nail.

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