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headless horseDan

@etbeeegood.bsky.social

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Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 10h

party themes are getting too niche these days

a text to D saying "do you want to come to the urology holiday party"

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11h

Ooh! Shitty but cool, I can wait only a few months more, awesome ❤️

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11h

dawg, I need an update on the Chinese Democracy book

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 12h

💞

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11h

I have loads of inklings

~ me, flirting

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11h

David Hasselbroth

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11h

Bynthia Brothrock

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11h

David B. Broth

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11h

Tim’s great but I can’t watch it 😓

headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11h

I’m sure it’s fine but 2 seconds in, Kermit’s voice sounds like shit and I have to stop. Probably just a “me” issue

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11h

Maaan, everything after Jim’s death is not real Mups, except for the Marley & Marley Christmas ghost song is good.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 28d

i really thought i’d be spending a lot more time out on the moors by now

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11h

It’s time for the muppets to die.

I’ll do it, you don’t have to watch

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1d

not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 2d

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

visiting friends with kids rocks bc they alway have snacks up the wazoo

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 1d

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 21h

Burying some 12-foot skeletons in my garden just to fuck with future archaeologists.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 20h

they should make doctor’s appointments that i am excited about

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 17h

If you want to search a vengeful ghost you need a warrant signed by a grudge but seriously, all the business you have collected so far isn't unfinished enough to be admissable

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

If you see an old guy in a flat cap headed to the woods while carrying an axe, a pick, and a shovel, he’s either going to make charcoal or settle a score. Either way, doff your cap

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

if you don’t love me at my hooba you don’t deserve me at my stank

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19h

Working from home with this view. Productivity: 2%. Serenity: 100%.

My backyard pond just after sunrise on a chilly fall morning, surrounded by tall grasses and trees with autumn foliage. The sky is filled with soft pink, purple and orange clouds reflecting on the calm water, creating a peaceful and scenic view.

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