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Fickle Filly

@ficklefilly.bsky.social

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Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · Nov 26

We’re all fucked.

You’re not special.

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Harold Lloyd @thecityz.bsky.social · 22d

Open the door - check
Get on the floor - check
Walk the dinosaur - fuck off

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22d

Is this wallowing hole taken?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 22d

Told my kid that the place where they train racehorses is called a gymneighsium and now I have another meeting with his teacher.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 22d

OMG!
You're all doing it wrong!
Here let me fuck it up

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 22d

The police don’t like it when you give them a Stone Cold Stunner.
I know this now.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 23d

🎶Twinkle, twinkle little star
Please explode and put an end to this madness🎶

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23d

I want friends, but I'm afraid they will try to talk to me.

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 25d

museums are like “hey check out how obsessed ancient humans were with vases”

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 28d

Fuck you. I'm hilarious,babycheeks.
When I'm not saddened by every fucking thing..

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 24d

this email could have been a message in a bottle floating out at sea

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 22d

That’s not a knife! THIS is a knife!
*pulls out a pink Motorola Razr

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 22d

Hearing AI is 2 or 3 years from wiping out humanity put a little pep in my step this morning

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 23d

Running errands and hitting the butcher shop after the dispensary could easily become a high stakes situation.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22d

Looking for a walking machine (a machine that goes out and walks for me while I stay home and cry).

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 22d

No AirPods today. Just me, raw-dogging reality like some commoner

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🕷🕸Myandra is spooky🕸🕷 He can't cheat death. 🧛🏼‍♀️86/47 @myandra.bsky.social · 22d

"The only people I owe my loyalty to are those who never made me question theirs."

~ Unknown

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 23d

i’m sleeping wrong can have you walking around in a neck brace the next day years old

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 26d

apparently my socks never remember the buddy system whenever i wash them… any science on this?

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 24d

as the basic bitch once said: i can’t even right now

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 24d

my wife said you can’t fix depression with iced coffee & reckless optimism
i said that’s all the fuck i do

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 23d

When the instructions say to 'store in a cool, dark place', my first thought is 'oh, my heart'.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 23d

haven’t we been through purgatory long enough already

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 23d

asked my 8 yr old what she wants from Santa this year. with no hesitation,"rip away pants"

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