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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 1h

The bad news, it's a 65 year old man from 1952. AND he's got the emotional and intellectual development of a 12 year old boy.

Reuters @reuters.com · 11h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 7h

Let's just say that I have lived my life in such a way that it would be impossible to notice if I began having a mid-life crisis.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10h

looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t even remember how to do mastodon ffs
toots? c’mon… fuckin servers and shit jfc I don’t wanna go through all this again
WHERE IS 2012 TWITTER can’t we just go there?
fuck

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 7h

Finally, something that will pull Seattle out of the slump its been in since the untimely death of Kurt Cobain

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 5h

People say snake oil salesperson derogatorily but it's actually a really difficult job, because so few people have snakes that require lubricaction

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 4h

This brave new world is getting old.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19h

I'm gonna be a terrible ghost because as hard as it is to get ahold of me now, just wait and see how fast I decline a ouija board call

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 9h

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10h

Imagine dressing like a Temu Richard Petty and criticizing anyone’s appearance

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 10h

If an entire large city was on fire I’d think the president would be expected to go there to tour the damage.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 11h

Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12h

Is Kid Rock ok? He's looking like an ad for a place called Thrifty Dialysis

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 12h

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 13h

This is dedicated to those who believed DJT and legacy media coverage that Project 2025 was nothing to be concerned about.

Also, this isn’t legal.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h

The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.

I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 14h

The entire American economy is being held hostage to the whims of a guy who doesn’t understand how the economy works

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 16h

What they fail to mention when they say that it’s easy to get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich is that the ham sandwich has a far greater chance of getting convicted than the pending prosecutions of Comey, James, or Bolton.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 20h

Little House on the Prairie is so wild, I’m glad I don’t live near any prairies

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 19h

the best human on the planet can't compete with a halfway decent dog. would you pick up the best human's shit for them? the defense rests.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 18h

give a dude a fish, nobody knows what the fuck he'll do with it. he could wear it on his head. dudes are so weird

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 16h

it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 19h

Moral of the story is if you want a qualified President, don’t pick one from The Apprentice.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

The campaign against “antifa” is about establishing a beachhead for further attacks on speech and assembly rights. We see that today in the effort to preemptively label No Kings protesters as “terrorists.”

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