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@lizzlepants.bsky.social

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · May 15

Sry boss can’t today
I’ve got worker’s block

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 10h

Minou is high on catnip

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 12h

I have to make a phone call. Please send thought and prayers.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12h

Thought it was a spooky Halloween owl but turns out it was just my asthma pipes

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 14h

i lick every frog i encounter in the forest

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 13h

if you stay grumpy you dont have to get grumpy

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 12h

I am now at the age where my doctor no longer uses the term "early onset." 😳

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 12h

stay tuned for more absurdity

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 13h

Is this place dead or am I just not popular

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11h

this is amazing and completely on point

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 12h

feeling very......

*flailing all the limbs

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11h

they say patience is a virtue but it sure as hell isn’t one of my strong suits

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 14h

It's "time change" complaint post season

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 15h

it’s a fucking rumour that we Brits add the letter u to our words

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 15h

Def milf 😻

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 16h

I don’t even know what instance means here lol why they gotta make stuff so confusing 🫨

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 16h

Moral of the story is if you want a qualified President, don’t pick one from The Apprentice.

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Chief Skeet 👑🖤✊🏾🌱 @longlivethechief.bsky.social · 18h

I swear when people see you have free time they’re determined to fill it for you.

Unhand my time 😂

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Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 15d

Look, I have a perfectly good reason for crying in a Dollar Tree

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 21h

If anyone is going out for Halloween and needs a date, it's October 31st.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18h

i’m so relieved he didn’t win the nobel prize otherwise i’d have had to throw mine away

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 17h

what I'm understanding from the lack of alien intervention is that Earth is in fact the abandoned space station

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 16h

I had an apple on the side instead of chips, in case you're looking for potential nominees for prestigious prizes.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 16h

let us drink the blood of this failed earth deeply

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 17h

Licking frosting off of unusual objects, Friday edition: laboratory safety glasses

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