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midge.bsky.social
Midge
@midge.bsky.social
10K followers 860 following 920 posts
Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
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midge.bsky.social
Midge @midge.bsky.social · Jul 1
Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 1d
I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 17h
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Dec 1
Her: You better not be cunty western Gary Cooper when I get there

Me:
A black and white very early photo of Gary cooper in western gear, slicked down flapper hair, makeup, and smoking a cigarette
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 19h
I love this image.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 17h
ME: a doctor put a curse on me

WIFE: which doctor

ME: yes
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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 19h
“EDM bagpipers are climbing the bridges” is not something i expected to hear about portland but now that i have i’m like yeah, sure. naturally.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 3d
Rider down, I repeat rider down
Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 2d
People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder
Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d
free compliments today only

respond to this post and i will give you one (1) free compliment, good while supplies last
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dly.bsky.social
d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Mar 21
there's "terminally online" and then there's "terminally online (desktop)" and it is so much worse
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 1d
He’s all of us
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 1d
Beautiful!
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 2d
People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder
Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm
15 130 650
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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3d
why are there threesomes only for sex, why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3d
STEPHEN MILLER: mark my words. terrorists will not reduce our great nation to ashes. we are ready, swords unsheathed, staring evil directly in the face as we reclaim what is rightfully ours

[camera cuts to man dressed as Dino from the Flintstones spanking a giant teddy bear with a rainbow dildo]
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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 5d
I haven’t been the same since I found out that owning your own home was the adult equivalent to being grounded.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d
“Supercuts?”
“How’d ya know?”
A person sits on a fence holding a container of food, looking back at a dark-colored alpaca. They and the alpaca sport similar haircuts.
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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · Aug 20
My signature move is writing “please see attached” and then confidently hitting send with absolutely nothing attached.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · Aug 21
I always knew I would end up on my own like Carrie Bradshaw, single in heels

My husband: Hey, I am not dead yet!

Me: Oh, that reminds me, I got you a Peloton
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momsoverhere.bsky.social
mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 27d
My kid buys a toy vending machine and exclaims “it doesn’t take any money!” and then mutters “that’s not a very good business model.”
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One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom.bsky.social · 22d
‘Mommy look, a bone! Just like we have in our bodies.’

-my 4 year old eating fried chicken and dangerously close to connecting some dots.
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natesmith.dev
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 22d
Cranada. like Canada but a little more tart.
close up of the brand name on a sink, 'CRANADA'
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Adam @adamgreat.bsky.social · 23d
american democracy right now
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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 18d
I warned my son that he could not say “I’m bored” during Rosh Hashanah services today. About ten minutes in, he leaned on my shoulder and whispers “I’m un-entertained”
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 12d
It's beautiful watching a teen remember who they were before a phone. Like a wet, newborn foal stumbling into the living room-knock kneed and bumbling.
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