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Paranormal Warren G. Harding Activity

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US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions. 🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️❤️ Contributor: @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social ❤️🎬🧵🪩✌️✌️✌️ My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw

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Paranormal Warren G. Harding Activity @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · Nov 16

It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 1d

It’s like most of you don’t even WANT tickets to this year's ErnestFest.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15h

creating the department of microwaves and wondering why i didn’t win the Safe for Metal Forks Prize

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 2h

capitalizing ice like that is such a tease

youtube thumbnail caption “killer healer eating ice” but ice is all caps

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1h

Impossible to argue with this I think, given the way we reacted to wearing masks during a pandemic and only a few years later, to a tyrant wrecking our country

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 1h

the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1h

At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1h

ME: if frankenstein is the name of the doctor not the monster then how is the bride of frankenstein the bride of the monster not the doctor

CHATGTP: *implodes*

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16h

looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14h

*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball

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Paranormal Warren G. Harding Activity @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 7m

vaxxed?

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking: Trump awarded Nobel Pissed Prize

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 23h

Lady Gaga implies he existence of Gentlemen Gugu, I'm not deleting this.

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 4d

owner of bologna heart

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1h

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
For if I die before I wake
I pray the third Paul Blart they make.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 22h

For legal reasons, we have stopped selling Junior Mints.

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Paranormal Warren G. Harding Activity @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 10h

The average person drinks ten ciders per year in their sleep

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13h

mariners won

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Paranormal Warren G. Harding Activity @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 14h

haha we were so young and innocent then

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 14h

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 20h

Babysitting near a black hole so I can push the kid closer to the gravity well and use the time dilation to grab a long nap.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15h

nobody:

absolutely nobody:

baseball announcers: what we need now is a bunt

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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 15h

Why they fired me from Chippendales

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 15h

Scared of the dumper

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 15h

Scared of the dumper

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Paranormal Warren G. Harding Activity @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 15h

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clamdaniel.bsky.social @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 16h

*takes Xanax in slow motion*

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🦇The Abominable Dr Prunesquallor, PhD, JD, TLA 🦇 @drprunesquallor.bsky.social · 23h

I would knock doors for this petition, just sayin'.

Paranormal Warren G. Harding Activity @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 1d

Petition to rename "Antifa" to "People who Don't Like the Dave Matthews Band."

Try designating that as a terrorist organization now, b*tch

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Ravin BOO!dram 👻 🎃 - FREE ŁINK @rvbdrm.com · 1d

I thought I overheard Antifa terrorists just now at the food court, but it turns out it was a guy saying he ate a fajita.

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