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Seamus O'Flaugherty

@seamussaid.bsky.social

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · Oct 6

one my favorite things to do this time of year is attach 12 foot yard skeletons to the giant roadside crosses you find down here in the south

Imagine of a 12 foot yard skeleton attached to a giant Ibeam roadside cross like a often see in the American south (photoshopped by the author himself)

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 3h

"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · Dec 6

[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]

He's awake and posting.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2h

good morning only to people who aren't actively ruining other people's lives

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 1h

Cracking a beer at ten thirty am it's called maturity you should look in to it

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 2h

practicing quiet queefing so i don’t disrupt this christening

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1h

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 14h

oh nice the folks that thought opposing mask mandates and social distancing and vaccines was fighting against tyranny are calling people standing up for their neighbors being snatched off the street terrorists

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 23h

This danse is not that macabre to me

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

No, you cannot have my number. For then you might call my number.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 17h

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 20h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 5d

i have over 20 yrs experience in the field with feedback ranging from “ohmyfuckinggod” to nonsensical moans, as well as a completion rate of 95% (+/- 3)

- updating my blowjob resume

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 16h

It’s also so surreal to have been worrying about this shit for nigh on 10 years and to see it happening. I feel like the guy who gets crushed by the steamroller in Austin Powers. “Lol”

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 20h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 16h

Napoleon complex mofo

Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 16h

just a friendly reminder it's not technically assault to attach suction cup dildos to fed riot shields

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3d

Not to get political but someone left a dildo in my building's driveway today. And when I got back from my errands it was gone

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 17h

TGIF! (tongue goes in first)

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19h

Blaming my allergies for everything today. Someone said “excuse me” and i replied “you’re welcome” — typical allergy behavior

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18h

His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

put a twist on some famous artwork: thread

Beetlejuice in Vertumnus by Giuseppe Arcimboldo.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 17h

dude you are one of the few people I'd take a compliment from, thank you for sharing your humor and life with us

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 23h

Be careful saying negative things about yourself breathing through bamboo from the bottom of a pond. People walking by will tell the pond positive things about it and you'll believe them I love you pond

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

AMERICA: let’s give $20 billion to Argentina, what is money anyway

ALSO AMERICA: HeaLtHcaRe FoR aLL? wHo iS gOinG to PaY FoR It

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

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