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@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social

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Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · Nov 14

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

I could die from embarrassment if I hadn’t already died inside like twelve times already.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 7h

I just finished unpacking my boxes, there’s no way I’m packing up and moving again!

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 17h

Tonight I’m going to party like it’s…
never mind, it’s my bedtime.

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 19h

Now to figure out which pajamas I'll be wearing to work tomorrow.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 18h

All of my shortcuts just lead to roadblocks

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16h

If I ever tell someone to “get my good side” in a pic, I’m probably talking about my butt

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 19h

Anything can be a puppet if you don’t care what happens to your hand

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Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social · Nov 23

Pretty rude to have anxiety unless you brought enough to share with everybody

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 19h

Feeling left out? Bathe in a tub filled with fermented apple juice to feel like a real in cider.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 19h

Was gonna make dinner, but this wine isn’t gonna drink itself.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20h

I miss when clowns were going around terrorizing people, that seems like lighthearted fun now

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 8d

I keep buying clothes because they look great on the tall blonde model forgetting that I'm a short troll.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

That’s the worst of the worst! You deserve to go back to bed after such trauma.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1d

Today I woke up not feeling like I was dying. Something must be wrong.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

Having no coffee where there was suppose to be coffee is the ultimate morning betrayal.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

I refer to THC as genius juice.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 20

A glory hole, but for grilled cheese sandwiches.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 25

Cool Ranch Doritos, so that I have something to eat while I shop for my favorite: Nacho Cheese Doritos.

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Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · 1d

Not a person on this planet knows me like my notes app does.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

I love this!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2d

if someone stole my identity i’d be all like "haha, sucker"

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d

my magic 8 ball just started adding “bro” to all its responses

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Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 1d

I was jerking off earlier and suddenly thought "I shouldn't be doing this at my work desk*

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

No, you cannot have my number. For then you might call my number.

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