Nicki💗
@awkwardandodd.bsky.social
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Scottish. Dancer. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (All photos my own) My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
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awkwardandodd.bsky.social
You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...
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jenbunnee.bsky.social
Invest in physical media.
Buy the book.
Buy the record.
Buy the movie.
Use the library.
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annpersand.bsky.social
Gianfilippo Usellini, The Magic Library (1960)
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mostlysharks.bsky.social
i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks
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tarawinequeen.bsky.social
Appreciate how hard the media of my youth went with the “if he loves you, he will offer up the library of your dreams” messaging
In the movie “Ever After,” Henry takes Danielle to see the library in a monastery, and she is overwhelmed with joy. In the movie “Beauty and the Beast,” the beast gives Belle his castle’s library, and she is overwhelmed with joy.
awkwardandodd.bsky.social
Unfortunately for me I live at the top of a massive hill 😂
awkwardandodd.bsky.social
The long walk home, Edinburgh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
People flocking out of the castle esplanade and heading down a lit up royal mile to go home
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dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
I wonder what my cat's real name is. like in cat language
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goblin.fans
mashed potatoes should be free
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allhailjerry.bsky.social
I think it's healthy to wonder why people are outside on purpose.
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
I need a refresh button for my thoughts
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wildethingy.bsky.social
The trick is to leave enough details online so that a determined mysterious rich uncle can find you but not enough so random murderers can.
awkwardandodd.bsky.social
You’ve seen my antennae!
awkwardandodd.bsky.social
One time I told people not to dm me because I looked like a potato but it turns out people really love potatoes and I got more dms than I had ever had in my life (I do not look like a potato sorry)
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littlelemontart.being.baby
i love being weird and off putting, but in a cool way
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infinitefinite.bsky.social
Live • Laugh • Leave Me Alone
awkwardandodd.bsky.social
A man on the internet has decided that I am WRONG. My life is over. I am bereft, inconsolable, heartsick, ruined! I bow to your superior (and spectacularly wrong) opinions on everything oh wise one.
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fredo.bsky.social
Must be a great time right now if you're fuckin stupid
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cringeunworthy.bsky.social
little know fact, H.G. Wells stands for Hob Goblin Wells
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bestestname.bsky.social
Sure. Negativity will ruin my life, but positivity isn't funny. So you see my dilemma.
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augustreverie.bsky.social
I’m anti-celebrating by eating vegetables
awkwardandodd.bsky.social
Happy one day of the year when Americans say the day/date the same way round as us