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ME: Queen Elizabeth, you better not be dressed like the Magic deck from Balatro when I get there
QUEEN ELIZABETH:
QUEEN ELIZABETH:
December 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
ME: Queen Elizabeth, you better not be dressed like the Magic deck from Balatro when I get there
QUEEN ELIZABETH:
QUEEN ELIZABETH:
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you are part of a race of 1.5 inch tall human beings. you file into a stadium to watch puppy dogs larger than a city bus tussle around and rough house for hours. it is the most exciting night of your entire life
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
you are part of a race of 1.5 inch tall human beings. you file into a stadium to watch puppy dogs larger than a city bus tussle around and rough house for hours. it is the most exciting night of your entire life
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GANDALF: (throws Vibram FiveFingers shoes into fireplace)
FRODO: What are you doing?!
GANDALF: (pulls them out unharmed) Put them on. Don't worry, they're quite cool.
FRODO: What are you doing?!
GANDALF: (pulls them out unharmed) Put them on. Don't worry, they're quite cool.
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
GANDALF: (throws Vibram FiveFingers shoes into fireplace)
FRODO: What are you doing?!
GANDALF: (pulls them out unharmed) Put them on. Don't worry, they're quite cool.
FRODO: What are you doing?!
GANDALF: (pulls them out unharmed) Put them on. Don't worry, they're quite cool.
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Have never been to Minnesota in my life but I grew up with MST3K playing on a loop on my computer and that does a weird thing to your brain where you’re like “why do I know what Menards is?”
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Have never been to Minnesota in my life but I grew up with MST3K playing on a loop on my computer and that does a weird thing to your brain where you’re like “why do I know what Menards is?”
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overhearing some dude at the bar loudly talking about Vinegar Syndrome releases and it's a real "we hate the ones who remind us ourselves" situation
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
overhearing some dude at the bar loudly talking about Vinegar Syndrome releases and it's a real "we hate the ones who remind us ourselves" situation
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
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starting to question the efficacy of posting. just a hunch
January 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
starting to question the efficacy of posting. just a hunch
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The Trump admin is what happens when you run the Bush admin through AI.
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The Trump admin is what happens when you run the Bush admin through AI.
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
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Real idiocracy hours; at least pine for some time when playtime relied on kids' imagination, not plunking in front of the TV to watch IP and commercials.
Like, are any material conditions, no matter how good, going to fix whatever mental condition this is?
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Real idiocracy hours; at least pine for some time when playtime relied on kids' imagination, not plunking in front of the TV to watch IP and commercials.
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December 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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Getting some money together to buy Street Fighter tickets for me and my buddies.
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Getting some money together to buy Street Fighter tickets for me and my buddies.
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
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(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?
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don draper: i propose a toast
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
don draper: i propose a toast
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
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A lot of people like it when Seal goes “Bay-BAY I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.” But you know what’s underrated? When Seal goes “But did you know that when it snows…”
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
A lot of people like it when Seal goes “Bay-BAY I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.” But you know what’s underrated? When Seal goes “But did you know that when it snows…”
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
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Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.
From a heartbroken Mariners fan… this has been an amazing World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
From a heartbroken Mariners fan… this has been an amazing World Series.
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.