Cool Zoner
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nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
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Schumer had to surrender before the bell
BREAKING
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Schumer had to surrender before the bell
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Years ago in Toronto, a mayor named John Tory voted with opposition councillors while giving his supporting councillors "cheat sheets" telling them to vote the opposite way. Chuck Shumer has voted "no" while getting some Democratic senators to vote for his preferred "yes" with the Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Years ago in Toronto, a mayor named John Tory voted with opposition councillors while giving his supporting councillors "cheat sheets" telling them to vote the opposite way. Chuck Shumer has voted "no" while getting some Democratic senators to vote for his preferred "yes" with the Republicans.
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Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
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So just to be clear, the arc of this evening went:
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So just to be clear, the arc of this evening went:
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
The ACA changes would have been nice, but they'll settle for the optics. Enough polling now shows that Republicans own the shutdown. Now Dems will be content with letting people lose their insurance knowing it will drive people to the polls and they can shrug their shoulders and say "we tried."
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The ACA changes would have been nice, but they'll settle for the optics. Enough polling now shows that Republicans own the shutdown. Now Dems will be content with letting people lose their insurance knowing it will drive people to the polls and they can shrug their shoulders and say "we tried."
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A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
More like Too Many CROOKS amiright?!
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
More like Too Many CROOKS amiright?!
Man I was expected one of those kids to just get absolutely mollywhopped.
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Man I was expected one of those kids to just get absolutely mollywhopped.
I'd rather have goat meat than pig anuses but maybe that's just me.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'd rather have goat meat than pig anuses but maybe that's just me.
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What do you mean scolding voters and trying to convince us that the adult thing to do is sacrifice trans people and abet some war crimes abroad, for instance, didn’t work???
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
What do you mean scolding voters and trying to convince us that the adult thing to do is sacrifice trans people and abet some war crimes abroad, for instance, didn’t work???
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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My partner pointed out that it’s important to remember how many bureaucrats live in VA, for context
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My partner pointed out that it’s important to remember how many bureaucrats live in VA, for context
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A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
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me: simply getting dressed
my zipper:
my zipper:
RIP, dick
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
me: simply getting dressed
my zipper:
my zipper:
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It's absolute lunacy to still be paying federal taxes at this point.
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It's absolute lunacy to still be paying federal taxes at this point.
Straight Satanite shit.
Add a dose of propaganda to your morning coffee.. This smells of Russian-like “special operation”
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Straight Satanite shit.
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A reminder that if you see someone stealing food
NO YOU DIDNT
NO YOU DIDNT
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A reminder that if you see someone stealing food
NO YOU DIDNT
NO YOU DIDNT
A vampire that's not Dracula
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A vampire that's not Dracula
Statistically speaking, there are probably more drugs on any given Disney cruise than there was on any of these fishing vessels.
Legally, this is no different from Iran sinking a Disney cruise in international waters and then saying "it's all good, they were terrorists carrying drugs."
Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.
Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.
Another illegal US maritime strike—again in the Pacific.
Against a vessel allegedly operated by an unspecified "designated terrorist organization."
Four reported fatalities—dubbed w/o ID or evidence "narco-terrorists."
There's a word for premeditated killings outside of armed conflict.
Against a vessel allegedly operated by an unspecified "designated terrorist organization."
Four reported fatalities—dubbed w/o ID or evidence "narco-terrorists."
There's a word for premeditated killings outside of armed conflict.
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Statistically speaking, there are probably more drugs on any given Disney cruise than there was on any of these fishing vessels.