Dan Morgan
@danmorgan.bsky.social
Tech + live shouty music + lefty politics + snowboarding + cat hair + bad puns = Me
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“We need an image to go alongside the gig promo”
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”
(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”
(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“We need an image to go alongside the gig promo”
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”
(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”
(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)
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A snow (or sleet) shower approaching Upper Loch Torridon from the north west about an hour ago.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
A snow (or sleet) shower approaching Upper Loch Torridon from the north west about an hour ago.
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“Youse on my patch now. You play nice, you get Vatican City. You disrespect me, it’s BATican City… understood?”
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“Youse on my patch now. You play nice, you get Vatican City. You disrespect me, it’s BATican City… understood?”
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Watching Peter, from the sea shore, she became inspired to sell sea shells.
Above, a red lorry and and yellow lorry drove past.
And in the distance, trying to hide from view, a plucker of pheasants started his work.
Above, a red lorry and and yellow lorry drove past.
And in the distance, trying to hide from view, a plucker of pheasants started his work.
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Watching Peter, from the sea shore, she became inspired to sell sea shells.
Above, a red lorry and and yellow lorry drove past.
And in the distance, trying to hide from view, a plucker of pheasants started his work.
Above, a red lorry and and yellow lorry drove past.
And in the distance, trying to hide from view, a plucker of pheasants started his work.
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, oblivious to the fact that he was about to make tongue twister history.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, oblivious to the fact that he was about to make tongue twister history.
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Every case study like this should be balanced by one such as a 15-year-old with suicidal ideation unable to receive any help because CAMHS has been cut to virtual non-existence.
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Every case study like this should be balanced by one such as a 15-year-old with suicidal ideation unable to receive any help because CAMHS has been cut to virtual non-existence.
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Get out of my fucking seat.”
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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There's something mesmerising about Badenoch's combination of supreme intellectual confidence and "Jesus? Didn't he play for Real Madrid?" command of detail.
It's like somebody spliced the certainty of Margaret Thatcher with the work ethic of Boris Johnson.
It's like somebody spliced the certainty of Margaret Thatcher with the work ethic of Boris Johnson.
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There's something mesmerising about Badenoch's combination of supreme intellectual confidence and "Jesus? Didn't he play for Real Madrid?" command of detail.
It's like somebody spliced the certainty of Margaret Thatcher with the work ethic of Boris Johnson.
It's like somebody spliced the certainty of Margaret Thatcher with the work ethic of Boris Johnson.
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Fascinating that the cash ISA limit is the most unpopular item in the budget. I would have thought it would be unpopular but not more so than e.g. freezing tax thresholds.
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fascinating that the cash ISA limit is the most unpopular item in the budget. I would have thought it would be unpopular but not more so than e.g. freezing tax thresholds.
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Biggest laugh of the day, over and over again.
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Biggest laugh of the day, over and over again.
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If divorced dads whose kids don't see them could go back to dressing up in superhero outfits and climbing up buildings instead of ushering in fascism I think we'd all be better off quite frankly.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If divorced dads whose kids don't see them could go back to dressing up in superhero outfits and climbing up buildings instead of ushering in fascism I think we'd all be better off quite frankly.
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Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
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Investigators think that they are being sold through a shell company
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Investigators think that they are being sold through a shell company
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Did they leave a trail?
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Did they leave a trail?
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Wife told me not to defrost the freezer with a screwdriver and a hammer. I knew better. £500 later and we have the exact same one as before but newer. She cant believe the job ive done "cleaning it". Broken one is now in next door's garage until I figure out how to get rid. Help
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wife told me not to defrost the freezer with a screwdriver and a hammer. I knew better. £500 later and we have the exact same one as before but newer. She cant believe the job ive done "cleaning it". Broken one is now in next door's garage until I figure out how to get rid. Help
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If someone could just casually mention to this autonomous chihuahua gonad that all homosexuals love oxygen, it would solve a great deal of problems.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If someone could just casually mention to this autonomous chihuahua gonad that all homosexuals love oxygen, it would solve a great deal of problems.
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Populist Right: 'We're not racist, we just want immigrants to integrate & contribute.'
Immigrant gains BA, MA, works for charities, marries a 'Brit', becomes Brexit-supporting, lockdown-sceptic Tory MP, then Deputy Speaker of HoC.
Populist Right: 'People born abroad shouldn't be allowed to do this.'
Immigrant gains BA, MA, works for charities, marries a 'Brit', becomes Brexit-supporting, lockdown-sceptic Tory MP, then Deputy Speaker of HoC.
Populist Right: 'People born abroad shouldn't be allowed to do this.'
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Populist Right: 'We're not racist, we just want immigrants to integrate & contribute.'
Immigrant gains BA, MA, works for charities, marries a 'Brit', becomes Brexit-supporting, lockdown-sceptic Tory MP, then Deputy Speaker of HoC.
Populist Right: 'People born abroad shouldn't be allowed to do this.'
Immigrant gains BA, MA, works for charities, marries a 'Brit', becomes Brexit-supporting, lockdown-sceptic Tory MP, then Deputy Speaker of HoC.
Populist Right: 'People born abroad shouldn't be allowed to do this.'
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Handy graph illustrating why twitter’s white flight narrative is not wholly accurate
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Handy graph illustrating why twitter’s white flight narrative is not wholly accurate
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
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Today's migration stats illustrate the migration doom loop in action...
(from my presentation at the IMF last week)
(from my presentation at the IMF last week)
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Today's migration stats illustrate the migration doom loop in action...
(from my presentation at the IMF last week)
(from my presentation at the IMF last week)
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
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Previous Prime Minister Boris Johnson was born in the United States. I'd love for her to tell me that's different and then try to explain why without being racist.
Excuse my language but …
I am so fucking tired of shit like this.
I am so fucking tired of shit like this.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Previous Prime Minister Boris Johnson was born in the United States. I'd love for her to tell me that's different and then try to explain why without being racist.