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most people are funny. most people would’ve come up with a new bit for a new site. i am not most people
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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haha oh god the consequences of this are going to be so incredibly grave in five to ten years time
Outrage after Trump’s bill reclassifying nursing as not a ‘professional degree’
Nursing organizations warn limiting access to student funding ‘threatens the very foundation of patient care’
www.independent.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Anyway
Fun fact: Chris Tucker has flown on the Lolita Express
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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this was probably my favorite bit:

www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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piss
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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ok this is the first car-tailgate manifesto that i actually agree with tho
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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In a just country, a place like ADX wouldn't even exist. But to send people there whose death sentences the previous guy commuted, seemingly mostly out of spite, is next-level despicable, in an administration that does "despicable" multiple times a day. (Also, support @boltsmag.org)
NEW: President Biden commuted the death sentences of most people on the federal death row before exiting office.

President Trump is now effectively looking to retaliate, and to detain those people in the most brutal conditions in the federal system. Bolts reports:
boltsmag.org/death-row-cl...
Death Row Prisoners Granted Clemency by Biden Brace for "Living Hell" Under Trump - Bolts
This story was produced by Bolts and published in partnership with The Nation. Inside the federal supermax tucked away in Colorado’s high desert, prisoners spend 22 to 24 hours a day... Read More
boltsmag.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
this is a remarkable ballot. This guy is a small hall guy, believing that only domestic abusers and guys who cheated to be good (but not those who became TOO good) should be in
Ballot #1 in the 2026 Hall of Fame voting cycle is from Jorge Morejón. Andruw Jones receives the first net gained vote of the cycle. Jones finished last year 8.8% shy of election. Morejón's column: www.martinoticias.com/a/opini%C3%B...

In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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my private memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by my private memo
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”

@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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“Within the White House, Trump and his lieutenants aren’t planning on letting up…Trump has told some advisers that he wants RICO prosecutions and conspiracy charges leveled against the six Democrats, a source with direct knowledge of the matter tells Zeteo…
zeteo.com/p/how-we-gre...
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I think it's actually mostly a teacher to student ratio issue. Elementary schools are like 25-30:1, under 4s are closer to 6:1 max (I believe Virginia requires 4:1 for infants). So you have about 50 kids paying $500 a week which quickly disappears with needing around 13-14 staff members minimum.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Looks like RFK Jr. Stadium now
What's left of the original RFK Stadium in DC.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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every time someone puts this in my feed i get angrier and angrier. the country-loving conservatives squared the circle of living under obama and biden presidencies and still loving america by declaring those 12 years, definitionally, "not america."
Enlightened centrist
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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whoa
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
if Brisker doesn’t tip that it’s a pick six for nashon wright lol
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
tory taylor so bad he alone is worth firing Poles over
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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This is simultaneously one of the best passing plays a WR has ever made and one of the best catches a QB has ever made
An absolutely unbelievable TD from Jameis Winston and that Lions defender is catching hell in film study this week
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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JJ McCarthy and Why He Is Moving To Dubai
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I would like to once again point out how nice it is to have a coach who isn't an idiot or a loser. I'm not used to it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM