Numbers Fuckstein’s Monster
@drwalpurgisnacht.bsky.social
He/they, Jewish, Sussex born Sussex bred, statistics are fun. "Another English communist with absolutely nothing useful to say." All views not my own; they are the views of Lionel Thrope, 27 The Rushes, Upper Dicker, as part of a complex outsourcing scheme
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Why do they have impunity on this? Because when they finally ended two decades of disastrous war, the press of the white people world rose up as one to scream at them for not continuing for another twenty until it fell out of the headlines, then we never discussed what that war was about again.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Why do they have impunity on this? Because when they finally ended two decades of disastrous war, the press of the white people world rose up as one to scream at them for not continuing for another twenty until it fell out of the headlines, then we never discussed what that war was about again.
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
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The two child benefits cap was evil and regardless of anything else I’ll celebrate it being gone
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
Budget 2025 live: Rachel Reeves scraps two-child benefit cap and confirms council tax changes as OBR apologises for leaking details
Office for Budget Responsibility blames ‘technical error’ after forecasts were published ahead of budget
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The two child benefits cap was evil and regardless of anything else I’ll celebrate it being gone
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
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TFW you were in any way plugged into the rat community
August 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
TFW you were in any way plugged into the rat community
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my best understanding at this point is that the primary problem with the subculture is that they correctly identify the most interesting and important topics and then turn them into fanfiction subcultures primarily populated by unemployed hyperlexics
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
my best understanding at this point is that the primary problem with the subculture is that they correctly identify the most interesting and important topics and then turn them into fanfiction subcultures primarily populated by unemployed hyperlexics
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it is very strange to me that Americans just cannot do packaged, relatively cheap sandwiches. they're fucking awful here. (handmade sandwiches are often great, but, like, the £2.75 Tesco's 'good but not great' sandwich is a missing piece)
It is a huge problem to me that sandwiches in the US are both delicious and stupidly expensive.
There are days I miss a prawn mayo or tuna sandwich meal deal from Boots or WH Smith.
There are days I miss a prawn mayo or tuna sandwich meal deal from Boots or WH Smith.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
it is very strange to me that Americans just cannot do packaged, relatively cheap sandwiches. they're fucking awful here. (handmade sandwiches are often great, but, like, the £2.75 Tesco's 'good but not great' sandwich is a missing piece)
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a side note: you can learn *a lot* about British journalism when you realize that Boris Johnson was fired from his first job in it for serial dishonesty, and then promptly hired into a new job, where he continued to make up lies.
Not to pat my profession on the back, for all of our problems, but I do think it's to the law's credit that every US bar association that reviewed Glass' application for a license went "fuuuuuuuuuuuck no."
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
a side note: you can learn *a lot* about British journalism when you realize that Boris Johnson was fired from his first job in it for serial dishonesty, and then promptly hired into a new job, where he continued to make up lies.
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But in any case absolutely everyone in the UK should look at the situation and find it worrying. Even under what seemed like the best political conditions for trying to sort this mess out, the Starmer government has basically chosen to dodge the issues. Probably well enough to tide them by. But eek.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
But in any case absolutely everyone in the UK should look at the situation and find it worrying. Even under what seemed like the best political conditions for trying to sort this mess out, the Starmer government has basically chosen to dodge the issues. Probably well enough to tide them by. But eek.
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I don’t know who is ready to hear this but people don’t have to add value
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
May 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I don’t know who is ready to hear this but people don’t have to add value
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
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literally in service of a stunt. for nothing
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
literally in service of a stunt. for nothing
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There are a lot of people who seem to think gentrification is an aesthetic & not a property relation. My pottery teacher insinuated that my house was gentrification & I’m like bitch how can you gentrify an abandoned horse track?? Who am I displacing, a jockey’s ghost??
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There are a lot of people who seem to think gentrification is an aesthetic & not a property relation. My pottery teacher insinuated that my house was gentrification & I’m like bitch how can you gentrify an abandoned horse track?? Who am I displacing, a jockey’s ghost??
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
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The streaming age has killed TV marathons so instead you're going to have to settle for this thread of me rating amendments to the US constitution
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The streaming age has killed TV marathons so instead you're going to have to settle for this thread of me rating amendments to the US constitution
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This guy is probably some undersecretary for policy now
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This guy is probably some undersecretary for policy now
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I believe eigen fly. I believe eigen touch the sky.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I believe eigen fly. I believe eigen touch the sky.
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Man sometimes I think that just by virtue of existing in a social group I'm enmeshed in a complex web of human emotions all of which cry out for something, embody or prompt some yearning, yet none of which fully admit of easy resolution or satisfaction.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Man sometimes I think that just by virtue of existing in a social group I'm enmeshed in a complex web of human emotions all of which cry out for something, embody or prompt some yearning, yet none of which fully admit of easy resolution or satisfaction.
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I do frankly love the seething contempt crypto guys hold for their own customers, because it means on some level they know they're despicable people selling a despicable product to despicable morons
Trump's crypto company promoted a coin called ‘Shit Piss Skin Can’ this week.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
Trump-Backed Crypto Company Promotes 'Sh*t P*ss Skin Can'
gizmodo.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I do frankly love the seething contempt crypto guys hold for their own customers, because it means on some level they know they're despicable people selling a despicable product to despicable morons
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I'm gonna need a minute
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm gonna need a minute
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so basically all of these are real political tendencies now, I was so early
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
so basically all of these are real political tendencies now, I was so early
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Masculinity has long defined itself as the negative space surrounding the "female" and "gay" spheres and as those spheres have expanded, "men" have felt cornered. Now they've added a "left" sphere to avoid and have almost no room to enjoy anything.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Masculinity has long defined itself as the negative space surrounding the "female" and "gay" spheres and as those spheres have expanded, "men" have felt cornered. Now they've added a "left" sphere to avoid and have almost no room to enjoy anything.
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was the same back on twitter. every time. always came up from comics/SFF/YA too. pirates, pirates, pirates, and the anger would come flowing. but whenever it came time to discussing how the publishers are damaging and exploiting these writers, everything got real quiet, real fast.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
was the same back on twitter. every time. always came up from comics/SFF/YA too. pirates, pirates, pirates, and the anger would come flowing. but whenever it came time to discussing how the publishers are damaging and exploiting these writers, everything got real quiet, real fast.
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Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
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First budget: 'Our infrastructure-led recovry plan will bear fruit very quickly or we go into the election delivering painful budgets'
Second budget: 'Magic will happen or we go into the election delivering painful budgets':
Second budget: 'Magic will happen or we go into the election delivering painful budgets':
Rachel Reeves doubles down on wishful thinking
A government that can’t make tough choices now is unlikely to do so on the eve of an election
www.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
First budget: 'Our infrastructure-led recovry plan will bear fruit very quickly or we go into the election delivering painful budgets'
Second budget: 'Magic will happen or we go into the election delivering painful budgets':
Second budget: 'Magic will happen or we go into the election delivering painful budgets':
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there is no comprehensive list of dangerous criminal undocumented migrants. nor are there many of them in the country at all. “mass deportations” are by definition gonna be almost exclusively peaceful immigrants and sweep up LPRs, people on visas, these are the easy people to locate!
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
there is no comprehensive list of dangerous criminal undocumented migrants. nor are there many of them in the country at all. “mass deportations” are by definition gonna be almost exclusively peaceful immigrants and sweep up LPRs, people on visas, these are the easy people to locate!