Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a Doreen Sheridan)
@dvaleris.bsky.social
Professional book critic, amateur cellist, full-time polymath. Occasional game designer, perpetual game enthusiast. Mom of 3 in the DMV. Arsenal till I die. S/H
https://linktr.ee/dvaleris
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Can't fully move over here without my pinned post video of my kids' future stepdad Declan Rice 😍
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
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ChatGPT for dummies? uhhh yeah, who else is it for??
February 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
ChatGPT for dummies? uhhh yeah, who else is it for??
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doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
November 16, 2024 at 4:28 PM
doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
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ever since we invented farming the main driving motivation for basically every human who's ever lived is "how can i do as little farming as possible"
People seem to forget that the reason the industrial revolution worked is that, however bad factories were, it was way way way better than subsistence farming
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
ever since we invented farming the main driving motivation for basically every human who's ever lived is "how can i do as little farming as possible"
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New pose reference drop ❤️🔥
Introducing new model Natasha!
Introducing new model Natasha!
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
New pose reference drop ❤️🔥
Introducing new model Natasha!
Introducing new model Natasha!
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This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"
HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.”
hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"
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see how easy it is when they're not as rich and powerful? now keep going
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
see how easy it is when they're not as rich and powerful? now keep going
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Was not expecting the “China is coming for our Stanley Cup playoffs” twist in this unhinged rant.
Yes, this is a real thing posted by the deranged lunatic today.
It must be so embarrassing to have to try to defend this nutjob
It must be so embarrassing to have to try to defend this nutjob
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Was not expecting the “China is coming for our Stanley Cup playoffs” twist in this unhinged rant.
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i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
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itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
The NO ICE IN MINNESOTA bundle is up. There's a lifetime's worth of good games in this! If you submitted something or just want to shout something out, reply here and let's reshare it and spread the word on this thing.
The NO ICE IN MINNESOTA bundle is up. There's a lifetime's worth of good games in this! If you submitted something or just want to shout something out, reply here and let's reshare it and spread the word on this thing.
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
The NO ICE IN MINNESOTA bundle is up. There's a lifetime's worth of good games in this! If you submitted something or just want to shout something out, reply here and let's reshare it and spread the word on this thing.
The NO ICE IN MINNESOTA bundle is up. There's a lifetime's worth of good games in this! If you submitted something or just want to shout something out, reply here and let's reshare it and spread the word on this thing.
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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secret late night announcement. I'm launching later this month, in collaboration with illustrator @supercoolspyclub.bsky.social, JANUARY : a postcard writing game for two people, set in a kaiju-filled alternate history, about distant but persistent friendships.
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
secret late night announcement. I'm launching later this month, in collaboration with illustrator @supercoolspyclub.bsky.social, JANUARY : a postcard writing game for two people, set in a kaiju-filled alternate history, about distant but persistent friendships.
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A Brief History of Children Today Are Growing Up Too Fast
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February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
A Brief History of Children Today Are Growing Up Too Fast
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It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
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First cup of tea: the day’s parachute opens and I float gently into the morning.
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
First cup of tea: the day’s parachute opens and I float gently into the morning.
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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We are over the moon to announce that Titan Books will be bringing FABULOUS BODIES by @chucktingle.bsky.social to the UK this August! 💋
From the USA Today bestselling author comes a supernatural joyride where Drive meets Beetlejuice...
From the USA Today bestselling author comes a supernatural joyride where Drive meets Beetlejuice...
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
We are over the moon to announce that Titan Books will be bringing FABULOUS BODIES by @chucktingle.bsky.social to the UK this August! 💋
From the USA Today bestselling author comes a supernatural joyride where Drive meets Beetlejuice...
From the USA Today bestselling author comes a supernatural joyride where Drive meets Beetlejuice...
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Some traditions believed Amaterasu was in love with her hand maiden who was killed by her brother Susanoo. It's easy to believe, even a platonic reading has Amaterasu falling into such a deep depression that she abandons the world and takes all light with her.
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Some traditions believed Amaterasu was in love with her hand maiden who was killed by her brother Susanoo. It's easy to believe, even a platonic reading has Amaterasu falling into such a deep depression that she abandons the world and takes all light with her.
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Buddhist monks’ Walk for Peace arrives at the Washington National Cathedral Tomorrow: www.popville.com/2026/02/budd...
Buddhist monks’ Walk for Peace arrives at the Washington National Cathedral Tuesday - PoPville
via Walk for Peace "Dear PoPville, On Tuesday, February 10, 2026, Washington National Cathedral will welcome a group of Buddhist monks as part of the final days of their 2,300-mile Walk for Peace—a lo...
www.popville.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Buddhist monks’ Walk for Peace arrives at the Washington National Cathedral Tomorrow: www.popville.com/2026/02/budd...
Silver Spring, MD
Preciso da vossa ajuda. Vou trabalhar os temas cyberbullyng/atitudes seguras na internet, com os meus alunos do 1.º ciclo. Uma das coisas que queria mostrar é o quão rápido a imagem ou mensagem "corre" o mundo. Por favor, republiquem esta mensagem, comentando cidade ou país onde estão. Obrigada!
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Silver Spring, MD
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Last hours to support The Thunder Perfect Mind!!!
Do it now!
Do it now!
Get this occult action thriller ttRPG for 1-7 people. Perfect if you enjoy playing powerful undead revenants embroiled in breakneck action, interpersonal drama, and occult investigation. Soundtrack by @mollynoise.bsky.social and human-made art by @stregawolf.art. Jump in now for early bird deals!
Coming soon: The Thunder Perfect Mind
An Occult Action Thriller Tabletop RPG
www.kickstarter.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Last hours to support The Thunder Perfect Mind!!!
Do it now!
Do it now!
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Looking for Assistants for ECCC 2026!
I’m looking for 1-2 assistants for ECCC
March 4-8, paid, must be okay with large crowds and standing for hours!
If you’re interested please DM me with any experience you might have and bonus if a mutual of mine can vet you ❤️
I’m looking for 1-2 assistants for ECCC
March 4-8, paid, must be okay with large crowds and standing for hours!
If you’re interested please DM me with any experience you might have and bonus if a mutual of mine can vet you ❤️
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Looking for Assistants for ECCC 2026!
I’m looking for 1-2 assistants for ECCC
March 4-8, paid, must be okay with large crowds and standing for hours!
If you’re interested please DM me with any experience you might have and bonus if a mutual of mine can vet you ❤️
I’m looking for 1-2 assistants for ECCC
March 4-8, paid, must be okay with large crowds and standing for hours!
If you’re interested please DM me with any experience you might have and bonus if a mutual of mine can vet you ❤️
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i hear eni aluko is being annoying again
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
i hear eni aluko is being annoying again