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My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
Who up testin’ they electric kool-aid acid?
Who up bonfirin' they vanities
Who up wuthering they heights
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Who up testin’ they electric kool-aid acid?
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baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
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The great thing about a "perfect month" February is that you get two Friday the 13ths in a row.
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
The great thing about a "perfect month" February is that you get two Friday the 13ths in a row.
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I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven
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Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches
It’s really telling that the halftime show’s message of love and unity is being interpreted by the right as somehow subversive.
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
It’s really telling that the halftime show’s message of love and unity is being interpreted by the right as somehow subversive.
The punters should be getting paid overtime today. #superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The punters should be getting paid overtime today. #superbowl
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I love it when people cancel plans with me so I can both bemoan my abandonment and not have to go out at the same time.
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I love it when people cancel plans with me so I can both bemoan my abandonment and not have to go out at the same time.
The last century saw the rise of one-name artists (Cher, Madonna, Prince). I predict a change 100 years from now in which their names will be entire sentences.
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The last century saw the rise of one-name artists (Cher, Madonna, Prince). I predict a change 100 years from now in which their names will be entire sentences.
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when you’re exhausted and a 5-year-old wants to show you his new monster trucks
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
when you’re exhausted and a 5-year-old wants to show you his new monster trucks
Every missing person deserves the level of attention Savannah’s mom is getting.
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Every missing person deserves the level of attention Savannah’s mom is getting.
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Little known fact:
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Little known fact:
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
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{Kool-Aid man winning a championship game and pouring himself all over his coach}
February 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
{Kool-Aid man winning a championship game and pouring himself all over his coach}
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Love wearing an entire load of laundry at once.
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Love wearing an entire load of laundry at once.
Whoever named the boll weevil should’ve been allowed to name more things.
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Whoever named the boll weevil should’ve been allowed to name more things.
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Do bears fight for their right to human arms
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Do bears fight for their right to human arms
Shitpost (based on the novel Push by Sapphire)
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Shitpost
Every which way but shitpost.
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Shitpost (based on the novel Push by Sapphire)
The Shitposts of Madison County
seven shitposts for seven shitposters
A Hard Day’s Shitpost
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The Shitposts of Madison County
Rosemary’s Shitpost
The Unbearable Lightness of Shitposting
The Shitpost Who Shot Liberty Valance
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Rosemary’s Shitpost
A Hard Day’s Shitpost
the shitpost family robinson
The Purple Shitpost of Cairo
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 AM
A Hard Day’s Shitpost
The Purple Shitpost of Cairo
the shitposts at the end of the universe
The Shitpost Who Shot Liberty Valance
January 31, 2026 at 7:34 AM
The Purple Shitpost of Cairo
The Shitpost Who Shot Liberty Valance
love in the time of shitposting
12 Years a Shitpost
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 AM
The Shitpost Who Shot Liberty Valance
12 Years a Shitpost
12 Shitposts
Twelve Angry Shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 7:19 AM
12 Years a Shitpost
Thanks to RFK Jr still no vaccine for Grammy Fever.
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Thanks to RFK Jr still no vaccine for Grammy Fever.