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So is there a class action yet against streamers sneaking ads onto accounts paying extra for the no ads option?
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Roller derby implies the existence of roller nottingham
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Not enough songs focus on blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🎶Keep it 100 on the land, the sea…
a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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That reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut joke.

Q: What's the white stuff in bird poop?

A: That's bird poop, too
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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You're so dead, you probably think this obituary is about you.
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Cantata implies the existence of cannottata.
January 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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I’ll admit it took me 50 years to notice the giant butthole on the famous Pioneer Plaque.
October 22, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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mooed swings
sad cow disease ☹️
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I think they have to take 100% off or it won’t work
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Nevermore
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The contest is on!
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Shoutout to the class clown who in 1975 elevated the word DUH to the more refined DOY
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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whats a Warby Parker, anyway. sounds like moby's real name
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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A neighbor just accused my dog of chasing a kid on a bike.

Which is impossible because my dog can’t ride a bike.
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I kiss my biceps after each skeet
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Tàr Saves Christmas
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Pretty sure the people in the Meile ads are swingers.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM