johann sebastian bratwurst
@johannbratwurst.bsky.social
flavorful meat. i eat ass & smoke menthols
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I watched Chernobyl in its entirety last night for the first time, really excellent miniseries. Jared Harris my slime
A great irony that while processing a real story about the horrors of environmental pillaging & disaster hubris...every other ad on HBO MAX was for fucking Gemini or Copilot
A great irony that while processing a real story about the horrors of environmental pillaging & disaster hubris...every other ad on HBO MAX was for fucking Gemini or Copilot
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I watched Chernobyl in its entirety last night for the first time, really excellent miniseries. Jared Harris my slime
A great irony that while processing a real story about the horrors of environmental pillaging & disaster hubris...every other ad on HBO MAX was for fucking Gemini or Copilot
A great irony that while processing a real story about the horrors of environmental pillaging & disaster hubris...every other ad on HBO MAX was for fucking Gemini or Copilot
Avatar is one of those things that I really wish I found compelling. Jimmy Cams obviously knows what he's doing but I just couldn't buy in
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Avatar is one of those things that I really wish I found compelling. Jimmy Cams obviously knows what he's doing but I just couldn't buy in
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Absolutely wrecked, amazing
December 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Absolutely wrecked, amazing
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white people on instagram in 2020:
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
white people on instagram in 2020:
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It's also against the law. Congress passed a law to release the entire Epstein Files, and this action is in clear violation of that. But laws are only as strong as their enforcement. Once again, I am forced to wonder if truly anyone, anywhere has the power to make Trump answer for anything at all.
Bill Clinton is obviously revolting and deserves whatever comes his way. But to show him in the Epstein files while covering up anyone who might be a political ally or in political power is despicable. It is corrupt and evil and shows complete disdain for the women abused and for justice.
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's also against the law. Congress passed a law to release the entire Epstein Files, and this action is in clear violation of that. But laws are only as strong as their enforcement. Once again, I am forced to wonder if truly anyone, anywhere has the power to make Trump answer for anything at all.
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Do babies taste good? Meet the Gen Z chefs who are challenging our perceptions on food
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Do babies taste good? Meet the Gen Z chefs who are challenging our perceptions on food
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not donald trumps adhd ass forgetting to release the entire epstein files AND blowing up a boat again AND putting his name on the kennedy center even though both things are illegal in the SAME WEEKEND. lol. oof. christmas morning gonna hit hard for ya donny my boy. try to get a ritalin script hahaha
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
not donald trumps adhd ass forgetting to release the entire epstein files AND blowing up a boat again AND putting his name on the kennedy center even though both things are illegal in the SAME WEEKEND. lol. oof. christmas morning gonna hit hard for ya donny my boy. try to get a ritalin script hahaha
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Very cool!
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Very cool!
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then leak the fucking documents
Missing the deadline = breaking the law.
Deputy AG Blanche just said the Trump DOJ will miss the Epstein files deadline.
He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, I expect several hundred thousand more."
All files are required by law to be released today.
He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, I expect several hundred thousand more."
All files are required by law to be released today.
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
then leak the fucking documents
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AND? I mean I appreciate this info but it’s a daily occurrence and I’m not seeing a plan from people (like you) with a lot of actual institutional power. (Unlike us.)
Missing the deadline = breaking the law.
Deputy AG Blanche just said the Trump DOJ will miss the Epstein files deadline.
He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, I expect several hundred thousand more."
All files are required by law to be released today.
He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, I expect several hundred thousand more."
All files are required by law to be released today.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
AND? I mean I appreciate this info but it’s a daily occurrence and I’m not seeing a plan from people (like you) with a lot of actual institutional power. (Unlike us.)
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Girl it's 3 years to an election. You sound thirsty as hell
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Vance was an ally of Turning Point USA before the killing of Charlie Kirk.
dlvr.it
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Girl it's 3 years to an election. You sound thirsty as hell
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Glad more of the Epstein stuff is being revealed but with it comes recognition that in a few years we will start hearing about some of the incredibly fucked up shit tech guys are doing at this exact moment
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Glad more of the Epstein stuff is being revealed but with it comes recognition that in a few years we will start hearing about some of the incredibly fucked up shit tech guys are doing at this exact moment
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Trump has called for at least three of these senators to be thrown in prison. And they’re still voting for his agenda.
16 Democratic senators joined Republicans in confirming a close ally of Elon Musk as head of NASA:
Baldwin
Cantwell
Durbin
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Heinrich
Kaine
Kelly
Kim
King
Schiff
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner
Baldwin
Cantwell
Durbin
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Heinrich
Kaine
Kelly
Kim
King
Schiff
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Trump has called for at least three of these senators to be thrown in prison. And they’re still voting for his agenda.
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somehow, I blame mr beast
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
somehow, I blame mr beast
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high paid dem operative: “stop calling them weird!”
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
high paid dem operative: “stop calling them weird!”
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It’s very sad to me that Barron Trump was not allowed to have a broccoli haircut
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It’s very sad to me that Barron Trump was not allowed to have a broccoli haircut
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My only issue with the film (if there is any issue at all) is that we traverse amazing worlds, in and out of unreal, never-before-seen forests and seascapes, only to leave the biggest question once again unanswered: What is up with those blue guys? They're all over the place. ★★★★☆
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My only issue with the film (if there is any issue at all) is that we traverse amazing worlds, in and out of unreal, never-before-seen forests and seascapes, only to leave the biggest question once again unanswered: What is up with those blue guys? They're all over the place. ★★★★☆
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you don't need 37 pencils
Big flashing warning sign right here: US spending on video game consoles fell 27% last month, marking the worst November in two decades as tariffs and rising component costs pushed prices to record highs.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
US Game Console Sales Crater in Worst November in Two Decades
US spending on video game consoles fell 27% last month, marking the worst November in two decades as tariffs and rising component costs pushed prices to record highs.
www.bloomberg.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
you don't need 37 pencils
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The United States doesn’t need Venezuela‘s oil it needs Venezuela to be punished for selling its oil to China and displaying a model for dollar independence btw
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The United States doesn’t need Venezuela‘s oil it needs Venezuela to be punished for selling its oil to China and displaying a model for dollar independence btw
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I frew up but when you’re also going potty
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I frew up but when you’re also going potty