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Zoot Suit Alors
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Send all hate mail here. Formally a Blaseball Lifeguard They/Them Profile Pic by my friend Garlic #TeamKnife
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who are our adversaries in the Arctic region? polar bears? Santa's elves?
Full White House statement to the BBC:
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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So cool these fucking chuds can fedpost freely but if you say ICE should be dismantled, you can get a visit from an alphabet agency. Clown world.
Palantir co-founder says it exists to kill communists.
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists.

Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.

Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.

It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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The New York Times is busy trying to find the guy who did this
A devastating story about the life and death of Lia Smith, a transgender woman and college student targeted by conservatives online because she briefly participated on the school's diving team. Lia was found dead by suicide last fall at the age of 21.

(Unlocked article below)
At Middlebury, She Hoped to Start Fresh. In Trump’s America, It Seemed Impossible.
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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I know this feels impossible now, but I swear, on January 6 itself, there was a pretty broad bipartisan consensus that storming the Capitol to find and kill lawmakers was bad, and that Trump was responsible for inciting his followers to try it
January 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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cops would wait here like vultures to ticket cyclists entering here the wrong way because it was literally safer. good riddance to that inflated waste of my taxes 😃
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Security tapes released by House Republicans show a final scramble - five years ago this morning on Jan. 6 - to get slates of fake GOP electors to Sen. Ron Johnson R-WI. The effort included a document drop by staffers outside the U.S. Supreme Court.
jamiedupree.substack.com/p/tapes-show...
Tapes show final GOP fake elector push on Jan. 6
Documents sent to Sen. Johnson as crowd massed at U.S. Capitol
jamiedupree.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Attachment issues
August 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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This is what living in the year 2026 should look like this is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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sure sure you can have hegemony by trade, ideology and cultural influence, but does that make your dick hard?
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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This is basically the view of the world that Plato sets out to refute in the Republic. One of the core questions asked therein is: why do powerful people think the mere fact of them exercising dominion makes it good for them to do so? Sure, you *can* get away with stuff if you're powerful - so what?
Here is the Trump Doctrine, as articulated by Stephen Miller in his truly frightening interview with Jake Tapper this afternoon. It is very much like the doctrine of the dictators we fought and defeated in World War II and of Putin today. It is un-American at its very core.
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Probably not good how thoroughly this sentiment is proliferating
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Please enjoy this tomato plant sneaking in after curfew
August 5, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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"Certainly things could always get worse—and there’s a high probability they will—but it feels as though Trump has at last seized the power he’s always wanted; to kill with impunity. And when he finally leaves office, there will be no consolation."
New — I wrote about how corporate media is immediately siding with power in the wake of Trump attacking Venezuela and capturing Maduro, and how journalists need to treat the administration as a hostile entity that’s openly lying to them.
Call Trump's power grab in Venezuela what it is
Corporate media must recognize they're being openly lied to—and report accordingly.
www.thehandbasket.co
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Jesus fucking Christ.
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?

MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO

T: So force is on the table?

M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Genuinely mind boggling that the stroke of genius here was saying kidnapping Maduro was a criminal rather than military endeavor when they couldn't get a conviction against the Sandwich Guy
lol the fucking Navy SEALs or whoever forgot to mirandize him
Judge: Anything you say may be used against you. I see you have counsel, Mr. Pollack, here. If you cannot afford one the government will provide a lawyer free of charge. Did you know of these rights?
Maduro: I did not know of these rights, until now
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Every single interview I see with Trump officials and every single insiders account makes it clear that these guys have no idea what the fuck they are doing and have no concept of how this could easily go to hell.
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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"We have always never been at un-war with Venezuela"
UN Ambassador Michael Waltz: "There is no war against Venezuela or its people. We are not occupying a country. This was a law enforcement operation."
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Microblogging is just a catastrophically bad form of human interaction. If you sat down to design a system specifically meant to make people act out and create harassment mobs, you'd be hard pressed to build something more effectively toxic.
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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This is designed to have a chilling effect on all retired service members. The message is that if you speak out, you risk your retirement pay.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says Sen. Mark Kelly will face administrative action
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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LOL this right-winger who spent years begging the US to overthrow her country's government is being sidelined by Trump out of sheer pettiness.

It's easier to hold the current regime at gunpoint and keep the oil flowing.

Latin American friends, this fascist empire isn’t going to gift you dEmOcRaCy
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM