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cara.city
this is PRETTY bad

www.fda.gov/inspections-...
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
just saw a disturbing, detailed vision of one possible outcome for the human race. free on Tubi
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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minakimes.bsky.social
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
Becoming a U.S. citizen takes years and involves immigrants acquiring a green card, extensive interviews, background checks, classes and a citizenship test. The naturalization ceremony is the final step to the process, where the oath of allegiance and a citizenship certificate are granted. Immigrants approved to be naturalized went to Faneuil Hall Thursday - known as the country's cradle of liberty - for that long-awaited moment to pledge allegiance to the United States. But instead, as they lined up, some were told by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services officials that they couldn't proceed due to their countries of origin.
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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utopia-defer.red
This is so fucking wild, man. I never thought about how the shitty music was so fucking consistent between bars and restaurants
The receipts described in the complaint are damning. Text messages between Westport community property owners conspiring to strategically “eliminate ‘problematic’ owners in Westport, and for the purpose of preventing ‘problematic’ people from patronizing Westport.” A secret “No Play List“ banning popular Black artists like Beyoncé, Meg the Stallion, Drake, Cardi B, Kendrick Lamar, Migos, and Travis Scott from being played at venues. Landlords admitting on tape that they had no legal grounds to block a Black restaurateur’s lease, but doing it anyway after the CID intervened. And a twelve-member CID board, every single member white, acting as gatekeepers over who gets liquor licenses and who gets “turned in to Regulated Industries,” the city agency that polices alcohol permits.” If Lee’s claims are proven, this is what a modern conspiracy to permeate segregation throughout a community looks like. Not burning crosses. Not explicit laws. But contracts weaponized as cudgels, liquor licenses held hostage, and music turned into evidence of who deserves to belong. Welcome to what can only be described as a new form of Jim Crow in Kansas City.
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
CHAOS REIGNS
jm539581.bsky.social JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 14d
Duke scores on the opening drive.
15 plays, 75 yards, 9:38
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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rodger.bsky.social
“You madman! You’ll kill us both!”, the graphic
bcfremeau.bsky.social Brian Fremeau @bcfremeau.bsky.social · 14d
This graphic is something else
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
CHAOS REIGNS
rodger.bsky.social Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21d
as a Chaos Enthusiast I would like to point out that we are now one result away from 7-5 Duke making the ACC championship game (Cal > SMU)
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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ageofoddish.bsky.social
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane. A plate of the same cookies.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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cjzero.bsky.social
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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pawbreyy.bsky.social
Rereading homestuck
October 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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wafflecut.bsky.social
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024 INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
I know a trick to turn popcorn seeds into a delicious snack
October 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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dingusuhum.neocities.org
that's right folks its now racist to be bald
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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snapcube.gay
DO NO HARM
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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blaizev.bsky.social
14 years after leaving spawn KurtJMac made it to the far lands. I was in my mid 20s when he left. Many musings and chats on space travel since and he's finally there.
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
Happy bisexual visibility day, I am bisexual
The IKEA bisexual couch, that says “when you change OR to AND” on one pillow and “nobody believes you” on the other
September 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Lads, we are back. m.youtube.com/watch?v=93QI...
アニメ『スティール・ボール・ラン ジョジョの奇妙な冒険』 ティザーPV ｜ "STEEL BALL RUN JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure"
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Japan Anime
m.youtube.com
September 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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notdred.bsky.social
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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thefreeradical.org
i recommend doing this. stuff's going around quick right now, and its all very very graphic and not for the feint of heart. this is some shit youd see on liveleaks in the 2000s

be mindful of yalls mh, and dont say anything u dont want read back to u in a courtroom. be legal online.
parsnip.bsky.social geoffrey (festively) @parsnip.bsky.social · Sep 10
as it makes its way over here from what i understand to be on twitter, reminder that you can stop videos from autoplaying on your feed:
settings > content and media > uncheck "autoplay videos and gifs"
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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poisonjr.bsky.social
“Are you okay? I saw you deleted your twitter…” Are you okay? I saw you dance in the rain, sparkling, made new.
September 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
Additionally, the authors of said bill had to come out with a statement saying that they’re confused about how the bill is being enacted and asking for clarification about their own bill, the subtext being very clear that they thought it would just be used against, y’know, woke stuff
Dear Commissioner Morath, As the authors of Senate Bill 12, which took effect on September Ist, we write regarding concerns with the implementation of certain provisions of the bill. The focus of Senate Bill 12 is protecting and strengthening parental rights across their child's educational experience. As you and your team are aware, the Legislature included protections for a parent's right to consent to any medical, psychiatric and psychological treatment of their child. This included obtaining parental consent to provide healthcare services, medication, or conduct a medical procedure. Many concerned parents, educators and administrators alike have reached out to our offices regarding the implementation of this specific provision, with questions about what is and is not required and/or allowed under the new law. The most concerning reports are that some school districts are taking an "all or nothing" approach parents must consent to all healthcare and mental health services and treatment or none. While we understand and appreciate the fact that school districts are being careful to faithfully implement the provisions of the bill, we are equally concerned that some school districts seem to be reluctant to provide even the most basic first aid to their students. Importantly, it is our hope and expectation that, in an effort to comply with the provisions of the bill, school districts would also use simple common sense. Specifically, we are concerned of some reports that indicate school districts are withholding band-aids and ice packs for students with minor scratches and scrapes. Clearly, there is a distinct difference from providing a student with an ice pack, as opposed to other injuries that would necessitate medical attention, including the dispensing of medication that should require consent on file before providing it to a child. We understand that the Texas Board of Nursing has also received questions on these provisions of Senate Bill 12. We have also receiv…
September 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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junlper.beer
i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM