Publius Maximus
@publiusmaximus.bsky.social
Giant nerd. I will like your selfies and reblog your pets.
Jacobite Pretender for Tumblr clout.
DNI if Jim Sensenbrenner
I use a pronoun labler and would like if you did too:
https://bsky.app/profile/pronouns.diy
Jacobite Pretender for Tumblr clout.
DNI if Jim Sensenbrenner
I use a pronoun labler and would like if you did too:
https://bsky.app/profile/pronouns.diy
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but:
The heliocentric view of the solar system is correct.
The heliocentric view of the solar system is correct.
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"We didn't have autism back in the good old days.... by the way the space magic device only blinked 2 times this episode"
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"We didn't have autism back in the good old days.... by the way the space magic device only blinked 2 times this episode"
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Christians I beg you please stop naming your organizations Hebrew words
like, you have a whole tradition & language(s) & religious culture that's your own
our traditions broke up a long time ago
you have a lane? This is not it?
and it's v confusing for me personally when I click on stuff, ok
like, you have a whole tradition & language(s) & religious culture that's your own
our traditions broke up a long time ago
you have a lane? This is not it?
and it's v confusing for me personally when I click on stuff, ok
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Christians I beg you please stop naming your organizations Hebrew words
like, you have a whole tradition & language(s) & religious culture that's your own
our traditions broke up a long time ago
you have a lane? This is not it?
and it's v confusing for me personally when I click on stuff, ok
like, you have a whole tradition & language(s) & religious culture that's your own
our traditions broke up a long time ago
you have a lane? This is not it?
and it's v confusing for me personally when I click on stuff, ok
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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Amtrak should always be cheaper than flying and the fact that it's not is a massive policy failure.
I am flying to Boston because it was hundreds of dollars cheaper than Amtrak. Ridiculous.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Amtrak should always be cheaper than flying and the fact that it's not is a massive policy failure.
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So also an unhinged fact
What if peanut butter is just that good that it hard carries most of things it's paired up with
What if peanut butter is just that good that it hard carries most of things it's paired up with
Would peanut butter and ground german mustard work..
I'm high and the if ya think about it the flavor profiles kinda seem to imply it would
I'm high and the if ya think about it the flavor profiles kinda seem to imply it would
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
So also an unhinged fact
What if peanut butter is just that good that it hard carries most of things it's paired up with
What if peanut butter is just that good that it hard carries most of things it's paired up with
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This is just to say
I have muted the names
Of the journalists
Trying to make "felch" happen
Forgive me
I don't care about
Their dysfunction
And their drama is
So icky
And so gross
I have muted the names
Of the journalists
Trying to make "felch" happen
Forgive me
I don't care about
Their dysfunction
And their drama is
So icky
And so gross
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is just to say
I have muted the names
Of the journalists
Trying to make "felch" happen
Forgive me
I don't care about
Their dysfunction
And their drama is
So icky
And so gross
I have muted the names
Of the journalists
Trying to make "felch" happen
Forgive me
I don't care about
Their dysfunction
And their drama is
So icky
And so gross
Evergreen:
oh good god what now
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Evergreen:
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Today, a great threat to our society has been vanquished. Catnip Banana met its demise at eleven hundred hours under the knife fingers of Coal, AKA El Capitán.
"He knows what he did."
"He knows what he did."
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Today, a great threat to our society has been vanquished. Catnip Banana met its demise at eleven hundred hours under the knife fingers of Coal, AKA El Capitán.
"He knows what he did."
"He knows what he did."
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NextDoor is a trip. I legit see a post like "my landlord moved me into an illegal apartment and is now stealing my mail so I can't move but I don't want to file a police report because that would be so dramatic, anyone been thru this?"
Gurl wut. Walk me through your mindset. You listed 3 crimes.
Gurl wut. Walk me through your mindset. You listed 3 crimes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
NextDoor is a trip. I legit see a post like "my landlord moved me into an illegal apartment and is now stealing my mail so I can't move but I don't want to file a police report because that would be so dramatic, anyone been thru this?"
Gurl wut. Walk me through your mindset. You listed 3 crimes.
Gurl wut. Walk me through your mindset. You listed 3 crimes.
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Google, apparently
they tanked search on purpose so people spent more time looking at ads (this is documented )
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Google, apparently
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
We usually call it "Merby", or "Men's Derby".
Roller derby implies the existence of roller nottingham
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We usually call it "Merby", or "Men's Derby".
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Honestly, for clarity I should have just taken a screenshot of the exchange the first time I looked it up, but I usually try avoiding X The Everything App to begin with.
Responding to "I am dumb?" with "Yes, sorry for the confusion" is very good imho
Responding to "I am dumb?" with "Yes, sorry for the confusion" is very good imho
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Honestly, for clarity I should have just taken a screenshot of the exchange the first time I looked it up, but I usually try avoiding X The Everything App to begin with.
Responding to "I am dumb?" with "Yes, sorry for the confusion" is very good imho
Responding to "I am dumb?" with "Yes, sorry for the confusion" is very good imho
Do you ever worry about America's long standing xenophobia, toxic patriarchal masculinity, and fascism problems when supporting their ethnic cuisines? I do. A lot.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Do you ever worry about America's long standing xenophobia, toxic patriarchal masculinity, and fascism problems when supporting their ethnic cuisines? I do. A lot.
Also stop using the Hammer and Sickle to represent anything good your like communism to accomplish.
Stop using the hammer and sickle to represent modern capitalist Russia
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Also stop using the Hammer and Sickle to represent anything good your like communism to accomplish.
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It being 'reenrollment season' and all, and as long as we're adding people that represent "where the vast majority of Americans are", would the the panel also include Luigi Mangone?
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
It being 'reenrollment season' and all, and as long as we're adding people that represent "where the vast majority of Americans are", would the the panel also include Luigi Mangone?
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He has two kids and a dog and this will assure my place as his third favourite lmao
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
He has two kids and a dog and this will assure my place as his third favourite lmao
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In a statement released today, the anonymous collective explained that the Big Light in its current form was “simply too powerful to be murdered.”
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122538...
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122538...
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
In a statement released today, the anonymous collective explained that the Big Light in its current form was “simply too powerful to be murdered.”
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122538...
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122538...
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The Atlantic & Vanity Fair only ever assign RFK Jr profiles to people who want to fuck him because nobody else can stomach the idea of lying to help him. He's an elderly nepobaby on a mission to kill as many children as possible before he dies, to leave the world more plague-ridden than he found it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Atlantic & Vanity Fair only ever assign RFK Jr profiles to people who want to fuck him because nobody else can stomach the idea of lying to help him. He's an elderly nepobaby on a mission to kill as many children as possible before he dies, to leave the world more plague-ridden than he found it.
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Things almost every culture has in common:
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Things almost every culture has in common:
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
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Hint for people who install sensor based lights: please account for the fact that some people are not 5’7” or whatever.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Hint for people who install sensor based lights: please account for the fact that some people are not 5’7” or whatever.
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Guys I have terrible news - this post has gone viral on Facebook, promoting hundreds of rage-filled comments from people who have taken it very seriously indeed. And, most annoyingly, the Autism Parents have found it!!
Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autistic traits, was miraculously fixed by her parents insisting that she stop it at once.
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Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/119410...
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Guys I have terrible news - this post has gone viral on Facebook, promoting hundreds of rage-filled comments from people who have taken it very seriously indeed. And, most annoyingly, the Autism Parents have found it!!
Ok, but this is true:
Everyone knows the removal of the altar of Victory cursed the Roman Empire, duh
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ok, but this is true:
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We've got world history, British history, social histories, biographies (some fellas, some ladies), we're covering approx 3000BCE to the 1960s, at least a bit of history from every continent. Pirates! Spies! Aztec weddings! Bouncing cats! A series of women all called Ælfgifu! ANCIENT TOILETS!
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
We've got world history, British history, social histories, biographies (some fellas, some ladies), we're covering approx 3000BCE to the 1960s, at least a bit of history from every continent. Pirates! Spies! Aztec weddings! Bouncing cats! A series of women all called Ælfgifu! ANCIENT TOILETS!
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Leftist antinomianism
It’s really disheartening that whenever I talk to someone I’ve met in Berlin about how I’d like to get a heat pump they leftistly tell me how we don’t need to take accountability for our emissions because it’s all corporations’ faults. Instagram communism is functionally right wing.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Leftist antinomianism